Rednecks and tattoos

I went to The Redneck Games this weekend in lovely Dublin, GA. It was
a blast, for the most part.

Taz has been replaced by the blob. Ugly people with ugly, BAD
tattoos.

The worst part was they had people doing tattoos and piercings at the
festival. In an open-air tent (10 x 10). Let's list all of the
sights there"

-- tattooists not wearing shirts while working on "clients"
-- obviously drunk people getting tattoos
-- NO autoclave.
--taking out a "sterile" needle from an autoclave pack and putting it
on a paper towel to spray it with disinfectant (Or then, maybe it
wasn't sterile).
-- piercing minors
--smoking while tattooing
-- 8 people in the tent while work is going on.

Oh, and by the way, I'm the runner-up to the 2007 Mr. Redneck. I'm so
proud.

Kavin

On Sun, 08 Jul 2007 14:48:21 -0700, "KavinTaylor@gmail.com"
<KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:

>I went to The Redneck Games this weekend in lovely Dublin, GA. It was
>a blast, for the most part.

You're a freak.

>The worst part was they had people doing tattoos and piercings at the
>festival. In an open-air tent (10 x 10). Let's list all of the
>sights there"
>
>-- tattooists not wearing shirts while working on "clients"

No clothing for bacteria to hand onto, CO RULES!

>-- obviously drunk people getting tattoos

The blood flows easier, thus keeping the wound cleaner.

>-- NO autoclave.

Do you know how heavy those are?

>--taking out a "sterile" needle from an autoclave pack and putting it
>on a paper towel to spray it with disinfectant (Or then, maybe it
>wasn't sterile).

It was, but spraying it make it *extra* sterile.

>-- piercing minors

Hey, the men of the deeps can do no wrong in my books, I love Cape
Breton.

>--smoking while tattooing

Keeps mosquitoes bearing West Nile virus well away from the blood.

>-- 8 people in the tent while work is going on.

Barricading evil miasmas.

>Oh, and by the way, I'm the runner-up to the 2007 Mr. Redneck. I'm so
>proud.

I want picheres, you. Especially of the talent portion.

nj"did you wish for world peace?"m

--
"I do not rhyme to that dull elf
Who cannot imagine to himself..."

KavinTaylor@gmail.com wrote:

> Taz has been replaced by the blob. Ugly people with ugly, BAD
> tattoos.

Maybe we should just start calling the bad ones "tats" and reserve the
term "tattoos" for the good ones. Same thing for ugly, blown-out
stretched earlobes- we'll call those "gauges". The ability to judge good
from bad tattoo work and the ability to use appropriate terms seem to be
closely related anyways.

> Oh, and by the way, I'm the runner-up to the 2007 Mr. Redneck. I'm so
> proud.

Go you :D.

Nina
--
C'est les microbes qui auront le dernier mot.
Louis Pasteur
http://www.chaotropic.net

On Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:40:43 -0000, "KavinTaylor@gmail.com"
<KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Jul 8, 5:55 pm, N Jill Marsh <njma...@storm.ca> wrote:
>> On Sun, 08 Jul 2007 14:48:21 -0700, "KavinTay...@gmail.com"
>
>>
>> >Oh, and by the way, I'm the runner-up to the 2007 Mr. Redneck. I'm so
>> >proud.
>>
>> I want picheres, you. Especially of the talent portion.
>
>I crushed a beer can for my talent

Was it on your forehead? My talent would be removing the cap from
beer bottles with my teeth. Or, uh, tooth.

>> nj"did you wish for world peace?"m
>
>I did! I said we could achieve it by eating strange animal parts and
>drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.

The world would probably be a better place if there were strange
animals parts and beer to go around, yeah.

>Now I just need to figure out what to buy with my $60 Wal-Mart card I
>won.
>
>I'm thinking a Turkey Fryer. You can also cook chitlin's in one.

Now I'm hungry.

nj"mmm, chitlins"m

--
"I do not rhyme to that dull elf
Who cannot imagine to himself..."

On Jul 8, 5:55 pm, N Jill Marsh <njma...@storm.ca> wrote:
> On Sun, 08 Jul 2007 14:48:21 -0700, "KavinTay...@gmail.com"

>
> >Oh, and by the way, I'm the runner-up to the 2007 Mr. Redneck. I'm so
> >proud.
>
> I want picheres, you. Especially of the talent portion.

I crushed a beer can for my talent
>
> nj"did you wish for world peace?"m

I did! I said we could achieve it by eating strange animal parts and
drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.

Now I just need to figure out what to buy with my $60 Wal-Mart card I
won.

I'm thinking a Turkey Fryer. You can also cook chitlin's in one.

Kavin

On Jul 8, 6:45 pm, N Jill Marsh <njma...@storm.ca> wrote:
> On Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:40:43 -0000, "KavinTay...@gmail.com"
> >I crushed a beer can for my talent
>
> Was it on your forehead?

I used the amazing, titanium-enhanced, trouser trout.

Kavin

On Jul 8, 5:51 pm, Nina Baltes <chaotro...@gmx.de> wrote:
> KavinTay...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Taz has been replaced by the blob. Ugly people with ugly, BAD
> > tattoos.
>
> Maybe we should just start calling the bad ones "tats" and reserve the
> term "tattoos" for the good ones. Same thing for ugly, blown-out
> stretched earlobes- we'll call those "gauges".

I like it

>.The ability to judge good
> from bad tattoo work and the ability to use appropriate terms seem to be
> closely related anyways.

That's soooooo subjective.

By the way, the winner of the Miss Redneck honor was "Ree-Ree" who
worked in the tattoo tent. She just loved that I had "gauged" my
tragus. I would see her as she came back from the latrines. Funny,
never saw her wash her hands.

She kept inviting the contestants to "Come over and get a tattoo.
They're only $40!"

I guess she thinks that's a good thing.

Kavin
(AKA Cleatus Ferd Burful)

On Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:53:37 -0000, "KavinTaylor@gmail.com"
<KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Jul 8, 6:45 pm, N Jill Marsh <njma...@storm.ca> wrote:
>> On Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:40:43 -0000, "KavinTay...@gmail.com"
>> >I crushed a beer can for my talent
>>
>> Was it on your forehead?
>
>I used the amazing, titanium-enhanced, trouser trout.

Remember that pichure request, Cletus.

nj"look at that, Maybelle!"m

--
"I do not rhyme to that dull elf
Who cannot imagine to himself..."

Nina Baltes <chaotropic@gmx.de> wrote:
NB> Maybe we should just start calling the bad ones "tats" and reserve the
NB> term "tattoos" for the good ones. Same thing for ugly, blown-out
NB> stretched earlobes- we'll call those "gauges". The ability to judge good
NB> from bad tattoo work and the ability to use appropriate terms seem to be
NB> closely related anyways.

*boner*

lish "don't wound
crank@got.net what you cannot kill." -sv
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