The jokes on you

If I can extend my stay here in Kodiak until Friday, I am bringing my
drawings of my sexual mushroom up to the tattoo shop and seeing if it
can be turned into a tattoo. I am so happy! Yeah. I might get my first
tattoo up here in Kodiak. Now I have to admit, that does turn me on.

Valaama <olympiada2007@gmail.com> wrote:

> I am bringing my drawings of my sexual mushroom up to the tattoo shop and
> seeing if it can be turned into a tattoo.

Anything *can* be "turned into a tattoo," especially if you don't mind
the finished product looking like shit.

On Aug 14, 8:54 pm, dhrr...@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen of Cans and Jars)
wrote:
> Valaama <olympiada2...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > I am bringing my drawings of my sexual mushroom up to the tattoo shop and
> > seeing if it can be turned into a tattoo.
>
> Anything *can* be "turned into a tattoo," especially if you don't mind
> the finished product looking like shit.

The more I am convinced this person is a troll -- the more I'm scared
this person exists in real life.

The role they choose to play is that of a member of a very strict
religious sect who has broken all the rules, probably bi-polar if not
schizo, into bondage games, if not sleeping with a gay priest at least
hoping to, has a child with someone she says she has married, has a
mother who abandoned animals at the beach, sings in the choir, has a
mustache that is only matched by her hairy snatch, and copies other
people's artwork and presents it as her own.

Come on, why not add an HIV positive component and complete the whole
picture?

Is this Curt's sister? Or Curt's loving uncle pretending to be his
sister. Or maybe Curt, pretending to be his uncle pretending to be
his mother pretending to be his sister?

Kavin

On Aug 14, 8:54 pm, dhrr...@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen of Cans and Jars)
wrote:

> Anything *can* be "turned into a tattoo," especially if you don't mind
> the finished product looking like shit.

That's your opinion. Can you turn a live cat into a tattoo? YMMV.
Define "shit." Shit is in the eye of the beholder. There is no such
thing as a bad tattoo. How's the earlobe?

Hth, HAW!

Kavin
I think I pulled something . . .

Valaama wrote:

re her drawing

> <snip> mushroom up to the tattoo shop and seeing if it
> can be turned into a tattoo. I am so happy! Yeah. I might
> get my first tattoo up here in Kodiak. <snip>

I once picked up a hitchhiker years and years ago. He was a young kid.
I was a young kid, too. Maybe teens or early 20's. Anyway, he rolls up
his sleeve to show his new tattoo. It was, imo, the crappiest piece of
crap I'd ever seen laid out in ink. I wasn't an expert in tattoos then
and I'm no expert in tattoos now, however I know what I like and,
well, that wasn't it. I won't call it a bad tattoo, though, because
the kid was absolutely frigging ecstatic about his new ink. Still, it
was a crime from my perspective. A stick figure, basically, astride
what was supposed to be a motorcycle, but looked more like a bicycle
drawn by a person using their non-dominant hand, eyes closed, while
being tapped in the back of the head with, maybe, a wiffle ball bat.

Okay, maybe a hammer.

Above the art, or perhaps it was above and below, text was included in
the design: Harly Davidson

There's a capper. Oh, yes.

He was beaming. "HOW DO YOU LIKE MY TATTOO?"

What would *you* say?

I share this story for a reason. Can't recall what that is at the
moment, though. Best of luck with your tattoo.

--
Curt

Curt wrote:
> Valaama wrote:
>
> re her drawing
>
>> <snip> mushroom up to the tattoo shop and seeing if it
>> can be turned into a tattoo. I am so happy! Yeah. I might
>> get my first tattoo up here in Kodiak. <snip>
>
> I once picked up a hitchhiker years and years ago. He was a young kid.
> I was a young kid, too. Maybe teens or early 20's. Anyway, he rolls up
> his sleeve to show his new tattoo. It was, imo, the crappiest piece of
> crap I'd ever seen laid out in ink. I wasn't an expert in tattoos then
> and I'm no expert in tattoos now, however I know what I like and,
> well, that wasn't it. I won't call it a bad tattoo, though, because
> the kid was absolutely frigging ecstatic about his new ink. Still, it
> was a crime from my perspective. A stick figure, basically, astride
> what was supposed to be a motorcycle, but looked more like a bicycle
> drawn by a person using their non-dominant hand, eyes closed, while
> being tapped in the back of the head with, maybe, a wiffle ball bat.
>
> Okay, maybe a hammer.
>
> Above the art, or perhaps it was above and below, text was included in
> the design: Harly Davidson
>
> There's a capper. Oh, yes.
>
> He was beaming. "HOW DO YOU LIKE MY TATTOO?"
>
> What would *you* say?
>
> I share this story for a reason. Can't recall what that is at the
> moment, though. Best of luck with your tattoo.
>
> --
> Curt
>
Oh eff off. I am going to consult with the tattoo artist. He is renowned
in the community. What a crock of shit.
The tattoo artist has a my space page. This community is NO help at all.
I'll stick with the Orthodox.

KavinTaylor@gmail.com <KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Aug 14, 8:54 pm, dhrr...@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen of Cans and Jars)
> wrote:
> > Valaama <olympiada2...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > I am bringing my drawings of my sexual mushroom up to the tattoo shop and
> > > seeing if it can be turned into a tattoo.
> >
> > Anything *can* be "turned into a tattoo," especially if you don't mind
> > the finished product looking like shit.
>
> The more I am convinced this person is a troll -- the more I'm scared
> this person exists in real life.
>
> The role they choose to play is that of a member of a very strict
> religious sect who has broken all the rules, probably bi-polar if not
> schizo, into bondage games, if not sleeping with a gay priest at least
> hoping to, has a child with someone she says she has married, has a
> mother who abandoned animals at the beach, sings in the choir, has a
> mustache that is only matched by her hairy snatch, and copies other
> people's artwork and presents it as her own.
>
> Come on, why not add an HIV positive component and complete the whole
> picture?
>
> Is this Curt's sister? Or Curt's loving uncle pretending to be his
> sister. Or maybe Curt, pretending to be his uncle pretending to be
> his mother pretending to be his sister?

I dunno. I've seen a lot of fucked-up kooks on usenet - she could well
be real.

Either way, I can't wait to see her awesome mushfairy tatt.

KavinTaylor@gmail.com <KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Aug 14, 8:54 pm, dhrr...@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen of Cans and Jars)
> wrote:
>
> > Anything *can* be "turned into a tattoo," especially if you don't mind
> > the finished product looking like shit.
>
> That's your opinion. Can you turn a live cat into a tattoo? YMMV.
> Define "shit." Shit is in the eye of the beholder. There is no such
> thing as a bad tattoo. How's the earlobe?
>
> Hth, HAW!
>
> Kavin
> I think I pulled something . . .

SMOOCHEZ

The Queen of Cans and Jars wrote:
> KavinTaylor@gmail.com <KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Aug 14, 8:54 pm, dhrr...@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen of Cans and Jars)
>> wrote:
>>> Valaama <olympiada2...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> I am bringing my drawings of my sexual mushroom up to the tattoo shop and
>>>> seeing if it can be turned into a tattoo.
>>> Anything *can* be "turned into a tattoo," especially if you don't mind
>>> the finished product looking like shit.
>> The more I am convinced this person is a troll -- the more I'm scared
>> this person exists in real life.
>>
>> The role they choose to play is that of a member of a very strict
>> religious sect who has broken all the rules, probably bi-polar if not
>> schizo, into bondage games, if not sleeping with a gay priest at least
>> hoping to, has a child with someone she says she has married, has a
>> mother who abandoned animals at the beach, sings in the choir, has a
>> mustache that is only matched by her hairy snatch, and copies other
>> people's artwork and presents it as her own.
>>
>> Come on, why not add an HIV positive component and complete the whole
>> picture?
>>
>> Is this Curt's sister? Or Curt's loving uncle pretending to be his
>> sister. Or maybe Curt, pretending to be his uncle pretending to be
>> his mother pretending to be his sister?
>
> I dunno. I've seen a lot of fucked-up kooks on usenet - she could well
> be real.
>
> Either way, I can't wait to see her awesome mushfairy tatt.
Eff you.

Valaama <olympiada2007@gmail.com> wrote:
> If I can extend my stay here in Kodiak until Friday, I am bringing my
> drawings of my sexual mushroom up to the tattoo shop and seeing if it
> can be turned into a tattoo. I am so happy! Yeah. I might get my first
> tattoo up here in Kodiak. Now I have to admit, that does turn me on.

GET IT ON YOUR FACE GET IT ON YOUR FACE!

Seriously, I'll give you a cool zillion dollars.




-----yttrx



--
http://www.yttrx.net

On Aug 14, 11:04 pm, Valaama <olympiada2...@gmail.com> wrote:

>This community is NO help at all.
> I'll stick with the Orthodox

Yeah. Your Bishop will be so supportive of tattooing and piercing.

Kavin

Valaama <olympiada2007@gmail.com> wrote:

> Eff you.

omg YOU'RE SO MEAN

On Aug 15, 11:18 am, dhrr...@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen of Cans and
Jars) wrote:
> Valaama <olympiada2...@gmail.com> wrote:
PSYCHOTROLL> > Eff you.
>
QC> omg YOU'RE SO MEAN

Pussy.

Kavin

KavinTaylor@gmail.com <KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Aug 15, 11:18 am, dhrr...@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen of Cans and
> Jars) wrote:
> > Valaama <olympiada2...@gmail.com> wrote:
> PSYCHOTROLL> > Eff you.
> >
> QC> omg YOU'RE SO MEAN
>
> Pussy.

hmmmph. what the eff is wrong with you anyhow? huh? WHAT THE EFF?

On Aug 15, 7:24 pm, dhrr...@ohatzhapu.bet (The Queen of Cans and Jars)
wrote:

> hmmmph. what the eff is wrong with you anyhow? huh? WHAT THE EFF?


Bring it on, babboo. I got moves you haven't even dreamed about.
I'll show you what the eff. You ain't seen eff until you seen it
brought by me. I got your eff, right heeeeere.

Kavin