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copied backstory: i decided to take the 2ga cartilage punch in the
left up to 0ga, but a stretch was being as bitchy as expected, so i'm just going to repunch the hole again. for those counting, that will make three punches & a pierce in that spot - i originally stretched a 16ga piercing there to 6ga; it started to ripple so i had it punched at 6mm for 4ga jewelry; it was done on a wonky angle so i repunched it two years later to 8mm & wore 2ga in it for six years; & now we're going again. welp, better to start small & repunch large than go too big & be stuck. :D ok, so i performed the punch yesterday afternoon. i basically lined it up NEAR the edge of the old hole, as 0ga is 8.2mm & the punch is 8mm. my cart is bitchy enough when it DOES have room to heal down; i wasn't going to give it none or less than none. & it worked out because i was thus able to move the hole over a bit, away from my rook. the procedure was uneventful & not even particularly bloody. it stopped throbbing a couple hours later, & hasn't bled since. there's a 0ga short steel eyelet in it. joe ate the removed piece of cartilage. & by "ate", i mean "savored & wished for more". our relationship rules. :D lish "i'm sorry for crushing crank@got.net your frilly pink eggshell of a psyche." -mc 43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70 |
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i'll teach you to turn away. <crank@got.net> wrote:
ld> ok, so i performed the punch yesterday afternoon. YOU ARE ALL HILARIOUS FOR NOT CARING ABOUT THIS POST BUT GIVING 34729579 REPLIES TO DIPSHIT MCCHRISTIAN OVER THERE. ok. well, it's doing quite well today, thank you. lish "i'm sorry for crushing crank@got.net your frilly pink eggshell of a psyche." -mc 43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70 |
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On Sep 30, 5:41 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
wrote: > i'll teach you to turn away. <cr...@got.net> wrote: > ld> ok, so i performed the punch yesterday afternoon. > > YOU ARE ALL HILARIOUS FOR NOT CARING ABOUT THIS POST BUT GIVING > 34729579 REPLIES TO DIPSHIT MCCHRISTIAN OVER THERE. > > ok. well, it's doing quite well today, thank you. You are extremely abusive. You have no idea what my these hilarious people care about in real life. They are not threatened by your punch posted about on Usenet. This is strictly an internet phenomenon. It's absolutely horrendous. I saw what was coming to your cartilage, that is why I deleted almost all of my personal notes, my posts in other newsgroups regarding the punch, and my various journals. I fled. I evacuated. My instincts told me an earthquake or a storm or perhaps flurries or another currently unknown form of precipitation was coming and I was able to get out of there before it hit. I bet Santa Claus would believe me. Or something like that. -- |
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On Sep 30, 5:41 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
wrote: > i'll teach you to turn away. <cr...@got.net> wrote: > ld> ok, so i performed the punch yesterday afternoon. > IT> YOU ARE ALL HILARIOUS FOR NOT CARING ABOUT THIS POST BUT GIVING IT> 34729579 REPLIES TO DIPSHIT MCCHRISTIAN OVER THERE. Okay, we all knew it was perfectly done and you would heal without event. The cartilage eating was a bit unsettling for me. Then I started thinking about what would have happened had you lived in a country where female genital mutilation occurs and then if Joe would eat the excised parts. I was strangely turgid over that thought. I had to take a shower. Kavin |
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KavinTaylor@gmail.com <KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:
Kgc> On Sep 30, 5:41 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.) IT>> YOU ARE ALL HILARIOUS FOR NOT CARING ABOUT THIS POST BUT Kgc> GIVING 34729579 REPLIES TO DIPSHIT MCCHRISTIAN OVER THERE. Kgc> Okay, we all knew it was perfectly done and you would heal without Kgc> event. well, yeah, of course. Kgc> The cartilage eating was a bit unsettling for me. Kgc> Then I started thinking about what would have happened had you lived Kgc> in a country where female genital mutilation occurs and then if Joe Kgc> would eat the excised parts. I was strangely turgid over that Kgc> thought. Kgc> I had to take a shower. actually, during the cartilage eating, joe grew a particularly raging erection from nothing more than the taste of my flesh. today i offered him the scabs from the punch when they fall off. he accepted & offered me some chub in exchange. :D lish "you've got the harder part - crank@got.net you've got the kinder heart." -mm 43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70 |
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i'll teach you to turn away. <crank@got.net> wrote:
> ok. well, it's doing quite well today, thank you. I'm not responding because I'm too jealous. My daiths will be a year old next month and they're still giving me hell. me + cartilage = BOO |
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On Sep 30, 7:57 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
wrote: kt> actually, during the cartilage eating, joe grew a particularly kt> raging erection from nothing more than the taste of my flesh. Do you have a warning tattooed on you about erections lasting more than 4 hours? lish, the new little blue pill. Kavin |
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On Sep 30, 11:41 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
wrote: > i'll teach you to turn away. <cr...@got.net> wrote: > ld> ok, so i performed the punch yesterday afternoon. > > YOU ARE ALL HILARIOUS FOR NOT CARING ABOUT THIS POST BUT GIVING > 34729579 REPLIES TO DIPSHIT MCCHRISTIAN OVER THERE. That's because all I could think of was "Erm, crunchy?". Also, I'm extremely abusive. I poked all my cats in the ribs last night. Wouldn't want that to happen to you. Alternatively: on-topic posting is LAME, and Mrs. Pinky Flaps has the gift of foresight. What do YOU have to offer? huh? HUH? Nina |
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On Oct 1, 3:47 am, Nina Baltes <chaotro...@googlemail.com> wrote:
NB> Alternatively: on-topic posting is LAME, and Mrs. Pinky Flaps has the NB> gift of foresight. And she probably saw lish healing properly. And that probably means there is a conspiracy against her. She's writing her senator about lish as we speak. Kavin |
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The Queen of Cans and Jars <dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet> wrote:
TQ> i'll teach you to turn away. <crank@got.net> wrote: >> ok. well, it's doing quite well today, thank you. TQ> I'm not responding because I'm too jealous. My daiths will be a year TQ> old next month and they're still giving me hell. me + cartilage = BOO huh, my daith was my easiest healing cart piercing, even easier than some of the punches. what's wrong with yours? lish "& 1,000,000 other reasons crank@got.net to beat the shit out of me." -jerkcity 43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70 |
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Nina Baltes <chaotropic@googlemail.com> wrote:
NB> On Sep 30, 11:41 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.) >> YOU ARE ALL HILARIOUS FOR NOT CARING ABOUT THIS POST BUT GIVING >> 34729579 REPLIES TO DIPSHIT MCCHRISTIAN OVER THERE. NB> That's because all I could think of was "Erm, crunchy?". Also, I'm NB> extremely abusive. I poked all my cats in the ribs last night. NB> Wouldn't want that to happen to you. i am also extremely abusive. i don't understand why this is new information, though. NB> Alternatively: on-topic posting is LAME, and Mrs. Pinky Flaps has the NB> gift of foresight. What do YOU have to offer? huh? HUH? i have holes poked in me rendering me useless to collectors. lish "you never crank@got.net make it easy." -sc 43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70 |
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KavinTaylor@gmail.com <KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:
Kgc> On Sep 30, 7:57 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.) kt>> actually, during the cartilage eating, joe grew a particularly kt>> raging erection from nothing more than the taste of my flesh. Kgc> Do you have a warning tattooed on you about erections lasting more Kgc> than 4 hours? Kgc> lish, the new little blue pill. i have nothing to respond to this, i just wanted everyone to see it again. :D lish "daily i am amazed at your crank@got.net inexhaustible ability to just live." -as 43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70 |
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KavinTaylor@gmail.com <KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:
Kgc> On Oct 1, 3:47 am, Nina Baltes <chaotro...@googlemail.com> wrote: NB>> Alternatively: on-topic posting is LAME, and Mrs. Pinky Flaps has the NB>> gift of foresight. Kgc> And she probably saw lish healing properly. Kgc> And that probably means there is a conspiracy against her. She's Kgc> writing her senator about lish as we speak. which senator again? lish "& i'd rather be shot in the face crank@got.net than hear what you're going to say." -fnm 43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70 |