He did not say gauge

Coming out of the gym today, a guy stopped and asked me if it had hurt
to stretch my tragus.

The funny thing is he had stretched his earlobes to 00 gauge, and it
appeared his labret was around a 6 gauge. And he didn't use gauge.

Ahh, X-mas came early.

Kavin

On Nov 25, 4:34 pm, "KavinTay...@gmail.com" <KavinTay...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> Coming out of the gym today, a guy stopped and asked me if it had hurt
> to stretch my tragus.
>
> The funny thing is he had stretched his earlobes to 00 gauge,

Hey, genius, earlobes equal spongey while tragi equal not, right?
Where'z the funny?

Earlobes contain no cartilage while tragi are small pieces of thick
cartilage that despite having no nerve endings just miiiiight be more
difficult to stretch.

> <snip> And he didn't use gauge.

Or *gauge*. I mean, if you insist. You seem to want to draw attention
to that verbish alternative for some reason.

> Ahh, X-mas came early.

Happy Hanukkah, bulbenik!

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Curt