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On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 12:00:27 -0800 (PST), "KavinTaylor@gmail.com"
<KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote: >I try to instill guilt in the dogs and cats. > >It hasn't worked. So far. You're really ineffectual if you can't guilt a dog, they are born with it oozing from every pore in their body. Cats, on the other hand, just don't get it. nj"woof"m -- "Alef is for lion, and bet is for house..." |
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On Dec 2, 4:28 pm, N Jill Marsh <njma...@storm.ca> wrote:
> You're really ineffectual if you can't guilt a dog, they are born with > it oozing from every pore in their body. No. My two dogs right now would not come in from the rain. I gave them the "Look, dad has to get out of the rain, because if he doesn't, he might get the flu, and if he gets the flu, he might get pneumonia, and if he gets pneumonia, he might die, and if he dies, who will take care of you?" speech. They ignored me. Then I realized the magic term was "Get in your crate." So basically, the dogs are smarter than me. They don't even feel guilt for eating from the cat box. Bitches. Kavin |
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On Sun, 2 Dec 2007 21:46:23 -0800 (PST), "KavinTaylor@gmail.com"
<KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote: >On Dec 2, 4:28 pm, N Jill Marsh <njma...@storm.ca> wrote: > >> You're really ineffectual if you can't guilt a dog, they are born with >> it oozing from every pore in their body. > >No. My two dogs right now would not come in from the rain. Playing in the rain is fun and an excellent stress reducer. You're a pussy to worry about pneumonia, they have your best interests at heart. >So basically, the dogs are smarter than me. Well, yes. >They don't even feel guilt for eating from the cat box. Mmmm, kitkat bars! nj"what's for breakfast?"m -- "Alef is for lion, and bet is for house..." |
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