wrt DIY hafadas

it's a slightly tricky area, so does anyone have any tips for
performing DIY hafadas? obviously i'm familiar with DIY, sterilization,
material choice, et cetera, but i'm looking more for placement assistance.
kate sent me a bunch of her old jewelry to sell off, & these 8ga 5/8"
rings sure do look like they belong in joe's sac.

really, he wants to jingle when he walks, just like me.

lish "a sensuous kiss
crank@got.net placed on apocalypse." -at
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On 4 Feb 2008 18:56:42 GMT, crank@got.net (i'll teach you to turn
away.) wrote:

>these 8ga 5/8"
>rings sure do look like they belong in joe's sac.

Doesn't everything?

> really, he wants to jingle when he walks, just like me.

Oh, now I have elementary school brainworm.

nj"as I stride merrily along"m


--
the handcuffed heartaches up against the car
like you're up against me darling in my dreams

N Jill Marsh <njmarsh@storm.ca> wrote:
NJM> On 4 Feb 2008 18:56:42 GMT, crank@got.net (i'll teach you to turn
>>these 8ga 5/8" rings sure do look like they belong in joe's sac.
NJM> Doesn't everything?

pretty much. it's neat dating a clean canvas. :D

>> really, he wants to jingle when he walks, just like me.
NJM> Oh, now I have elementary school brainworm.

that's ok, i think i have a tapeworm. i'm starving today & this
sandwich hasn't made a dent.

lish "you've got the harder part -
crank@got.net you've got the kinder heart." -mm
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"i'll teach you to turn away." <crank@got.net> wrote in message
news:60p5f9F1rciggU1@mid.individual.net...
> it's a slightly tricky area, so does anyone have any tips for
> performing DIY hafadas? obviously i'm familiar with DIY, sterilization,
> material choice, et cetera, but i'm looking more for placement assistance.
> kate sent me a bunch of her old jewelry to sell off, & these 8ga 5/8"
> rings sure do look like they belong in joe's sac.
>
> really, he wants to jingle when he walks, just like me.

I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle as I stride merrily along

On Feb 4, 1:56 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.) wrote:
ity> it's a slightly tricky area, so does anyone have any tips
for
ity> performing DIY hafadas?

Beyond the fact that rings suck to heal with . . .

Just make sure you know how the sack goes against the body -- and I'm
sure you do. Make sure the jewelry doesn't get pushed by the thighs
all the time. Depending on favorite pants and underwear, some seams
or pockets can push against the jewelry.

Mechanics are the problem.

Kavin

KavinTaylor@gmail.com <KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:
Kgc> On Feb 4, 1:56 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.) wrote:
ity>> it's a slightly tricky area, so does anyone have any tips
ity>> performing DIY hafadas?
Kgc> Beyond the fact that rings suck to heal with . . .

he heals crazy fast, though. i'm not too concerned - the rings are
large enough diameter, anyhow.

Kgc> Just make sure you know how the sack goes against the body -- and I'm
Kgc> sure you do. Make sure the jewelry doesn't get pushed by the thighs
Kgc> all the time. Depending on favorite pants and underwear, some seams
Kgc> or pockets can push against the jewelry.

yah, i expected that. thanks for the email, too - i'm already
planning to mark with warm sac & then chill him off & see where the marks
go, heh. the part i'm more concerned with is HOW deep to go. your email
said to go "as deep as possible", but you realize that i watched (&
recorded) joe's vasectomy, right? i clearly don't want to pierce THAT
deeply.

i obviously need to spend more time with joe's sac. when am i off
work today? :D

lish "i've got truth
crank@got.net in times of fiction." -hr
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i'll teach you to turn away. <crank@got.net> wrote:
l> material choice, et cetera, but i'm looking more for placement assistance.

received in email:

The depth issue may be a question for Nina. The scrotum has six layers
before the testes. One is the cremaster layer which is the muscle. I'm
thinking if you get behind that layer, the jewelry wouldn't be pushed out.

ok, nina, tell me all about scrot anatomy. :D

lish "i can't keep this up. it's not in
crank@got.net my nature to care about others." -dg
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i'll teach you to turn away. wrote:

> The depth issue may be a question for Nina. The scrotum has six layers
> before the testes. One is the cremaster layer which is the muscle. I'm
> thinking if you get behind that layer, the jewelry wouldn't be pushed out.
>
> ok, nina, tell me all about scrot anatomy. :D

Er, Gray's anatomy has all that, and it's available online.
http://www.bartleby.com/107/

Nina
--
C'est les microbes qui auront le dernier mot.
Louis Pasteur
http://www.chaotropic.net

Nina Baltes <chaotropic@gmx.de> wrote:
NB> i'll teach you to turn away. wrote:
>> The depth issue may be a question for Nina. The scrotum has six layers
>> before the testes. One is the cremaster layer which is the muscle. I'm
>> thinking if you get behind that layer, the jewelry wouldn't be pushed out.
>> ok, nina, tell me all about scrot anatomy. :D
NB> Er, Gray's anatomy has all that, and it's available online.
NB> http://www.bartleby.com/107/

if i wanted to JFGI i would've JFG'dI. i wanted nina. :( :( :(

lish "i'm sorry for crushing
crank@got.net your frilly pink eggshell of a psyche." -mc
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i'll teach you to turn away. wrote:

> NB> Er, Gray's anatomy has all that, and it's available online.
> NB> http://www.bartleby.com/107/
>
> if i wanted to JFGI i would've JFG'dI. i wanted nina. :( :( :(

Sure, waste my time to receive an explanation that would leave you with
"WTF??? ineedapicture"

:P

Nina
PS don't puncture the tunica vaginalis. Instant access to peritoneal
cavity.
--
C'est les microbes qui auront le dernier mot.
Louis Pasteur
http://www.chaotropic.net

Nina Baltes <chaotropic@gmx.de> wrote:
NB> i'll teach you to turn away. wrote:
>> NB> Er, Gray's anatomy has all that, and it's available online.
>> NB> http://www.bartleby.com/107/
>> if i wanted to JFGI i would've JFG'dI. i wanted nina. :( :( :(
NB> Sure, waste my time to receive an explanation that would leave you with
NB> "WTF??? ineedapicture"

i am never, ever a waste of your time & you know it.

NB> PS don't puncture the tunica vaginalis. Instant access to peritoneal
NB> cavity.

SWEET!

lish "we don't even care
crank@got.net whether or not we care." -ma
43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70

i'll teach you to turn away. wrote:

> ok, nina, tell me all about scrot anatomy. :D

Too bad you don't have a pair of your own or you could answer your own
stupid question.

--
H2W

Helen TwoWheels <helen@two.wheels> wrote:

> i'll teach you to turn away. wrote:
>
> > ok, nina, tell me all about scrot anatomy. :D
>
> Too bad you don't have a pair of your own or you could answer your own
> stupid question.

is she supposed to feel insulted because she has female genitalia?

Helen TwoWheels <helen@two.wheels> wrote:
HT> i'll teach you to turn away. wrote:
>> ok, nina, tell me all about scrot anatomy. :D
HT> Too bad you don't have a pair of your own or you could answer your own
HT> stupid question.

wow, it took you almost two months to come up with THAT?

lish "it's been written with love
crank@got.net & it's been sealed with a kick." -jc
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The Queen of Cans and Jars <dhrravr@ohatzhapu.bet> wrote:
TQoCaJ> Helen TwoWheels <helen@two.wheels> wrote:
>> Too bad you don't have a pair of your own or you could answer your own
>> stupid question.
TQoCaJ> is she supposed to feel insulted because she has female genitalia?

she's right, though. lousy labia :( :(

this thread is making me miss keith.

lish "no one is too young
crank@got.net to die." -jc
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