I don't know which is worse...

I don't know which is worse. The first is obviously bodyart-related and
the second (okay, stretching it tremendously) could be considered an
/implant/. D'OH! I present to you...

Exhibit A:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...080801110.html
aka http://tinyurl.com/k6tdp

The Associated Press
Tuesday, August 8, 2006; 7:52 PM

DES MOINES, Iowa -- Hillary Snyder said she isn't going to let her
boyfriend's antics get under her skin. Snyder, 20, awoke recently to
find she had been tattooed by her boyfriend while she slept.

She said she took a painkiller with a sleeping pill before she went to
bed Saturday night. When she awoke, she discovered a tattoo of a
five-pointed star on her right ankle.

Snyder said she had previously told her boyfriend she didn't want a
tattoo. He wanted her to get a tattoo of a five-pointed start to match
one of his own, she said.

"At least he didn't flub it up," she said.

The boyfriend wasn't identified. No arrests had been made. The
investigation was continuing.

A police report accuses the now-former boyfriend of domestic assault.
But Snyder isn't so sure.

"I mean it's not like he beat me up. There were no bruises or blood or
anything. I'm just not going to see him again."
/washingtonpost

I like how the reporter wrote "the now-former boyfriend". Ya think?

Another report and photos @:
http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pb...608080357/1002
aka http://tinyurl.com/ke64h

Exhibit B:

http://www.kctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=5210862

INDEPENDENCE, Mo. (AP) -- A judge declared a mistrial Friday after a
Jackson County Circuit Court jury said it was unable to reach a verdict
in the case of a man accused of shoving a cell phone into his former
girlfriend's throat.

Judge Michael W. Manners accepted the jury's conclusion that it could
not reach a verdict in the case of Marlon Brando Gill, 24, and declared
the mistrial.
[...]

Gill had been charged with first-degree assault for allegedly forcing
the cell phone into the mouth of Melinda Abell, 25, on Dec. 23, while
they were arguing in a car.

During five-day trial, Abell testified that she had been drinking that
evening and did not remember how the phone ended up lodged in her
throat. Gill said she tried to swallow it to prevent him from finding
out whom she had been calling that night.

Abell was later taken to a hospital, where an emergency room doctor
removed the phone.

Abell wrote in a statement to police after the incident: "I think he
thought I'd been talking to other guys. ... He took my phone to see who
I had been calling. ... If I didn't want him to see my phone, I would
have just thrown it out the window and busted it."
/KCTV

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Curt
http://curtjames.com/