PING: Lish

Swallowed jewelry, please advise.

Hematite bead with threaded post. Swallowed it this afternoon while
cutting someone's hair; made for interesting conversation for the
remainder of the cut.

Thanks.

d

Mr. Clean <derbarbier@gmail.com> wrote:
MC> Swallowed jewelry, please advise.
MC>
MC> Hematite bead with threaded post. Swallowed it this afternoon while
MC> cutting someone's hair; made for interesting conversation for the
MC> remainder of the cut.

don latex gloves
put saran wrap on toilet
shit into saran wrap
poke through shit for barbell
locate barbell, worry no more
put barbell on necklace.

or

wait until barbell punctures intestines & slowly bleed to death.

it's not nearly as gross as you think it'll be, but it IS
important to make sure it passes.

lish "well, i suppose lish is a woman,
crank@got.net in the same way satan is an angel." -ks
43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70

Mr. Clean <derbarbier@gmail.com> wrote:
MC> Swallowed jewelry, please advise.
MC> Hematite bead with threaded post. Swallowed it this afternoon while

oh, did you mean just a male thread on the bead? that's much less
of a worry than a bead on a long post that has threading. the bead's post
isn't likely to puncture anything.

lish "that which does not kill us
crank@got.net makes us stranger." -tg
43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70

On May 14, 4:13 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
wrote:
> Mr. Clean <derbarb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> MC> Swallowed jewelry, please advise.
> MC>
> MC> Hematite bead with threaded post. Swallowed it this afternoon while
> MC> cutting someone's hair; made for interesting conversation for the
> MC> remainder of the cut.
>
> don latex gloves
> put saran wrap on toilet
> shit into saran wrap

No. Just shit into a large, fine-mesh kitchen strainer. Then you can
run water over the shit and break it down and wash it down drain
without touching pooh or losing the bead.

Of course, you will lose a nice kitchen implement. I hope you'll lose
it, anyway.

Kavin

On May 14, 3:19 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
wrote:
> Mr. Clean <derbarb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> MC> Swallowed jewelry, please advise.
> MC> Hematite bead with threaded post. Swallowed it this afternoon while
>
> oh, did you mean just a male thread on the bead? that's much less
> of a worry than a bead on a long post that has threading. the bead's post
> isn't likely to puncture anything.

Yes, this is what I meant. BME Wiki suggested that it could take "a
few days" for it to pass.

What was your experience like? Did it take "a few days" or was it
only one or two days? I'm at about 27 hours right now and it hasn't
yet made an appearance.

I'm using my housemate's strainer, FWIW. Then I run it under the
faucet in the tub with hot water, and use a rat-tailed comb to break
up the small pieces. It's quite bizarre - the potato and tomato skins
from last night have already passed, but no sign of the bead.

d

Mr. Clean <derbarbier@gmail.com> wrote:
MC> On May 14, 3:19 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
MC> What was your experience like? Did it take "a few days" or was it
MC> only one or two days? I'm at about 27 hours right now and it hasn't
MC> yet made an appearance.

six days. i make healthy poo every morning.

MC> I'm using my housemate's strainer, FWIW. Then I run it under the
MC> faucet in the tub with hot water, and use a rat-tailed comb to break

i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then rinse shit all over my
bathtub.

lish "is there any word that 'not' sounds
crank@got.net better in front of than 'pregnant'?" -bh
43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70

On May 15, 1:12 am, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
wrote:
> Mr. Clean <derbarb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> MC> On May 14, 3:19 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
> MC> What was your experience like? Did it take "a few days" or was it
> MC> only one or two days? I'm at about 27 hours right now and it hasn't
> MC> yet made an appearance.
>
> six days. i make healthy poo every morning.

Thanks.

> MC> I'm using my housemate's strainer, FWIW. Then I run it under the
> MC> faucet in the tub with hot water, and use a rat-tailed comb to break
>
> i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then (sic) rinse shit all over my
> bathtub.

I'd rather not have to smell it. And cleaning the tub is super easy.

d

Mr. Clean <derbarbier@gmail.com> wrote:
MC> On May 15, 1:12 am, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
>> i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then (sic) rinse shit all over my
>> bathtub.
MC> I'd rather not have to smell it. And cleaning the tub is super easy.

i hope there's no impending clog in your tub. having it back up
with shit sure would make you smell it.

lish "you've got the harder part -
crank@got.net you've got the kinder heart." -mm
43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70

Mr. Clean <derbarbier@gmail.com> wrote:
>> i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then (sic) rinse shit all over my

oh, you [sic]'d me. surely you know it was a typo. yesterday was a
pretty fucking busy day at work; i barely had time to respond to your
stupid poo question, so thanks for showing me the appreciation of
bothering to [sic] it, asshole.

lish "do you think you can forget anything?
crank@got.net i am the saint of indecency." -jc
43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70

On May 15, 10:22 am, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
wrote:
> Mr. Clean <derbarb...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then (sic) rinse shit all over my
>
> oh, you [sic]'d me. surely you know it was a typo. yesterday was a
> pretty fucking busy day at work; i barely had time to respond to your
> stupid poo question, so thanks for showing me the appreciation of
> bothering to [sic] it, asshole.

You've gotten rather touchy in your old age, eh?

Yeah, I knew it was a typo. But what you wrote changes the whole
meaning of the sentence.

Don't be so sensitive. The old lish wouldn't be.

d

Mr. Clean wrote:
> lish wrote:
>> Mr. Clean <derbarb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> lish wrote: i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then (sic)
>>> rinse shit all over my
>>>
>> oh, you [sic]'d me. surely you know it was a typo. yesterday was a
>> pretty fucking busy day at work; i barely had time to respond to
>> your stupid poo question, so thanks for showing me the appreciation
>> of bothering to [sic] it, asshole.
>>
> You've gotten rather touchy in your old age, eh?
>
> Yeah, I knew it was a typo. But what you wrote changes the whole
> meaning of the sentence.
>
> Don't be so sensitive. The old lish wouldn't be.
>
There's been a rash of trolls harassing the regulars - might
be behind what appears to be snarkiness.

--
Bill Halstead |
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Bill is a charter member of the Peter Pan Club. Ask him about it.

On May 15, 12:01 pm, Willyboy <willy...@one.net> wrote:
> Mr. Clean wrote:
> > lish wrote:
> >> Mr. Clean <derbarb...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>> lish wrote: i'd rather throw out some latex gloves then (sic)
> >>> rinse shit all over my
>
> >> oh, you [sic]'d me. surely you know it was a typo. yesterday was a
> >> pretty fucking busy day at work; i barely had time to respond to
> >> your stupid poo question, so thanks for showing me the appreciation
> >> of bothering to [sic] it, asshole.
>
> > You've gotten rather touchy in your old age, eh?
>
> > Yeah, I knew it was a typo. But what you wrote changes the whole
> > meaning of the sentence.
>
> > Don't be so sensitive. The old lish wouldn't be.
>
> There's been a rash of trolls harassing the regulars - might
> be behind what appears to be snarkiness.

Ah, very good to know.

d

Mr. Clean <derbarbier@gmail.com> wrote:
MC> On May 15, 10:22 am, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
>> stupid poo question, so thanks for showing me the appreciation of
>> bothering to [sic] it, asshole.
MC> You've gotten rather touchy in your old age, eh?
MC> Yeah, I knew it was a typo. But what you wrote changes the whole
MC> meaning of the sentence.

yeah, & i'm sure you had trouble discerning my meaning.

MC> Don't be so sensitive. The old lish wouldn't be.

don't you dare to presume what i have been, would have been, or
am. i've given you multiple "second chances", david, & you've pissed me
off anew each time. perhaps i'm done talking to you at all now. i'm
certainly done going out of my way to help you.

lish "i'm tangled & mangled
crank@got.net by her callous charm." -jc
43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70

On May 15, 4:56 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
wrote:
> Mr. Clean <derbarb...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> MC> On May 15, 10:22 am, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)>> stupid poo question, so thanks for showing me the appreciation of
> >> bothering to [sic] it, asshole.
>
> MC> You've gotten rather touchy in your old age, eh?
> MC> Yeah, I knew it was a typo. But what you wrote changes the whole
> MC> meaning of the sentence.
>
> yeah, & i'm sure you had trouble discerning my meaning.
>
> MC> Don't be so sensitive. The old lish wouldn't be.
>
> don't you dare to presume what i have been, would have been, or
> am. i've given you multiple "second chances", david, & you've pissed me
> off anew each time. perhaps i'm done talking to you at all now. i'm
> certainly done going out of my way to help you.

And thus concludes another episode of "lish can dole it out, but she
can't take it."

Fifty-six hours, and a half a bottle of milk of magnesia later... the
bead came out.

Do you want me to send it to you? Free shipping.

Mr. Clean <derbarbier@gmail.com> wrote:
MC> On May 15, 4:56 pm, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
>> MC> Don't be so sensitive. The old lish wouldn't be.
>> don't you dare to presume what i have been, would have been, or
>> am. i've given you multiple "second chances", david, & you've pissed me
MC> And thus concludes another episode of "lish can dole it out, but she
MC> can't take it."

chooses not to != can't

MC> Do you want me to send it to you? Free shipping.

no thank you.

lish "i'm sorry for crushing
crank@got.net your frilly pink eggshell of a psyche." -mc
43.9% / 30 RANA 128 / 70