NEW BODYMOD and NO MORE MRIs for me

Last Friday 12-5 I had a new Titanium implant installed. A rather cool
electronic lithium powered device in my left chest wall. Bout 1.5 by 1.5 by
..5 inches. While it is in fact a "permanent" implant it must be replaced
every 5-7 years. Damn batteries just don't last as long as they should!!! It
really is pretty cool, has two pace maker functions, but it's primary reason
for being is for it's defibulation function

"CHARGING,,,,,CLEAR,,,, ZAP

Love to most of you.

Ray

Ray Pearson wrote:
> Last Friday 12-5 I had a new Titanium implant installed. A rather
> cool electronic lithium powered device in my left chest wall. Bout
> 1.5 by 1.5 by .5 inches. While it is in fact a "permanent" implant it
> must be replaced every 5-7 years. Damn batteries just don't last as
> long as they should!!! It really is pretty cool, has two pace maker
> functions, but it's primary reason for being is for it's defibulation
> function
>
> "CHARGING,,,,,CLEAR,,,, ZAP
>
I'm surprised they haven't managed to tap into the body's own
electrical system to power such devices.

Sounds like you're doing well and that's good the hear.

--
Willyboy
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Bill is a charter member of the Peter Pan Club. Ask him about it.

Ray Pearson <r.pearson@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
RP> "CHARGING,,,,,CLEAR,,,, ZAP
RP> Love to most of you.

he means me in that.

& if they really wanted to make you happy, they would've installed
that thing in your ass. :D

lish "don't wound
crank@got.net what you cannot kill." -sv
43.9% / 32 RANA 128 / 70

"i'll teach you to turn away." <crank@got.net> wrote in message
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> Ray Pearson <r.pearson@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> RP> "CHARGING,,,,,CLEAR,,,, ZAP
> RP> Love to most of you.
>
> he means me in that.
>
> & if they really wanted to make you happy, they would've installed
> that thing in your ass. :D
>
> lish "don't wound
>

Yes of course I do mean YOU and probably Kavin(even if he does spell his
name wrong) and many of you others. I miss the industry and the people, but
when you fuck up as bad as bad as I did, you pay the freight.

Also I'll pass on the ASS installation, after the 105 radioactive pills
shoved through my taint into the prostate, my rear has had more than enough
improper attention.I really thought the implant was to be placed between the
skin and muscle, rather it is placed between the ribs and the chest muscle.
Luckily it is on my left side so I can still masturbate.

thinking of lish

Ray

Ray Pearson <r.pearson@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
RP> Luckily it is on my left side so I can still masturbate.
RP> thinking of lish

I WIN YOU GUYS

lish "well, i may be a lot of things
crank@got.net but i won't be ignored." -mm
43.9% / 32 RANA 128 / 70

On Dec 10, 11:46*am, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
wrote:
> Ray Pearson <r.pear...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
> RP> Luckily it is on my left side so I can still masturbate.
> RP> thinking of lish
>
l> * * * * I WIN YOU GUYS

I was going to thank Ray for including me with you, but I'm having a
difficult time getting the image of Ray jerking-off out of my mind.

And I bet his load glows in the dark.

Kavin

On Dec 8, 1:43 pm, "Ray Pearson" <r.pear...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> Last Friday 12-5 I had a new Titanium implant installed. A rather cool
> electronic lithium powered device in my left chest wall. Bout 1.5 by 1.5 by
> .5 inches. ... but it's primary reason
> for being is for it's defibulation function
>
> "CHARGING,,,,,CLEAR,,,, ZAP
>

Glad they are getting you straightened out :)

Why no MrIs though? I have titanium implants in my right foot and
mris are no problem or is something to do with the electrical part?

And, to update on me, my right kidney and the big ass tumor are gone.
They took it on December 1st, I came home on December 5th. I got the
staging on my tumor and luckily it is a t1b m0 n0. So basically stage
1 cancer, large tumor, no mets, no lymph node involvement. They got
the kidney, part of the artery, the fat surrounding the kidney, and
had a clean line, all cancer was encapsulated in the kidney itself.

I have a huge new scar from my breastbone into my bellybutton, as they
decided to go midline as a open midline incision is easier to heal
from than an open flank incision. Once the scar has settled in a year
or so and I am declared in remission, I plan on tattooing over it,
until then I'll torment the boys with my frankentummy.


So, how the hell are the rest of y'all?

Suzy Smith

<KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Dec 10, 11:46 am, cr...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
wrote:
> Ray Pearson <r.pear...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>
> RP> Luckily it is on my left side so I can still masturbate.
> RP> thinking of lish
>
l> I WIN YOU GUYS

I was going to thank Ray for including me with you, but I'm having a
difficult time getting the image of Ray jerking-off out of my mind.

And I bet his load glows in the dark.

Kavin

No really not, it just kinda squiggles a little.

"Suzy Smith" <suzysmith@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 8, 1:43 pm, "Ray Pearson" <r.pear...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>> Last Friday 12-5 I had a new Titanium implant installed. A rather cool
>> electronic lithium powered device in my left chest wall. Bout 1.5 by 1.5
>> by
>> .5 inches. ... but it's primary reason
>> for being is for it's defibulation function
>>
>> "CHARGING,,,,,CLEAR,,,, ZAP
>>
>
> Glad they are getting you straightened out :)
>
> Why no MrIs though? I have titanium implants in my right foot and
> mris are no problem or is something to do with the electrical part?

I would guess that the massive magnetic field would either make it explode
or misfire and blow my heart up.
>
> And, to update on me, my right kidney and the big ass tumor are gone.
> They took it on December 1st, I came home on December 5th. I got the
> staging on my tumor and luckily it is a t1b m0 n0. So basically stage
> 1 cancer, large tumor, no mets, no lymph node involvement. They got
> the kidney, part of the artery, the fat surrounding the kidney, and
> had a clean line, all cancer was encapsulated in the kidney itself.

Great, sounds as if it was grabbed in time



Ray

A friend had replacement one, and every time he got "excited", it gave
him a shock :)

The doc had to detune it a bit!

I suggested that a plug connection should have been supplied, so his
friend could enjoy the shock too!

D.

"Ray Pearson" <r.pearson@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>Last Friday 12-5 I had a new Titanium implant installed. A rather cool
>electronic lithium powered device in my left chest wall. Bout 1.5 by 1.5 by
>.5 inches. While it is in fact a "permanent" implant it must be replaced
>every 5-7 years. Damn batteries just don't last as long as they should!!! It
>really is pretty cool, has two pace maker functions, but it's primary reason
>for being is for it's defibulation function

>"CHARGING,,,,,CLEAR,,,, ZAP

>Love to most of you.

>Ray

On Dec 30, 1:18*pm, dave.hoc...@btinternet.com (David E. Hockin)
wrote:
> A friend had replacement one, and every time he got "excited", it gave
> him a shock :)
>
> The doc had to detune it a bit!
>
> I suggested that a plug connection should have been supplied, so his
> friend could enjoy the shock too!
yeah there ought to be a way to cross connect "wired for her pleasure"

depending on how often it is fired, the batteries will will need to be
replaced every 5-7 years.

got the preliminary bill these assholes have the gall to have a price
of 67,000. just for the device total bill for the hosp is in excess of
77,000 I'm sure that the ins co will write a check for something less
than 25,000. Thank God for Joann's insurance at GM.