That seals it.

Yup, that absolutely seals it. Set in stone. It's official. Their
marriage is certain to be a success and bring much happiness to the
couple for all eternity. To wit:

"The pair have gone as far as to get a tattoo of each other's names,"
an anonymous source said of Eddie Murphy and Melanie Brown.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...s/RAB/melb.jpg

Full story:

Eddie Murphy to marry Spice Girl
We didn't see this one coming

Eddie Murphy and Melanie Brown are to marry, according to reports in
the American press this week.

Brown, formerly Spice Girl Mel B (aka 'Scary Spice'), and Murphy began
dating three months ago, according to celebrity gossip magazine Us
Weekly, and quickly fell in love.

"They are looking for the right ring. They are already living together
at Eddie's house (in Beverly Hills)," a source reveals. Actor and
comedian Murphy has six children, five with his ex-wife Nicole, who he
was divorced from in April, and one from a prior relationship. Brown
has a daughter from her short-lived marriage to dancer Jimmy Gulzar.

The pair have gone as far as to get a tattoo of each other's names, the
source adds, and prefer spending time at home with their children.
Brown is set to appear in the teen-thriller movie called Telling Lies
later this year. From:
http://www.soundgenerator.com/news/s...K EN=89656044
aka http://tinyurl.com/eeqnu

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

In rec.arts.bodyart, Curt James belched forth and ejected the following:

> Yup, that absolutely seals it. Set in stone. It's official. Their
> marriage is certain to be a success and bring much happiness to the
> couple for all eternity. To wit:
>
> "The pair have gone as far as to get a tattoo of each other's names,"
> an anonymous source said of Eddie Murphy and Melanie Brown.

"An anonymous source"

So, IOW, it's bollocks.

Whinging Courier wrote:
> In rec.arts.bodyart, Curt James belched forth and ejected the following:
>
> > Yup, that absolutely seals it. Set in stone. It's official. Their
> > marriage is certain to be a success and bring much happiness to the
> > couple for all eternity. To wit:
> >
> > "The pair have gone as far as to get a tattoo of each other's names,"
> > an anonymous source said of Eddie Murphy and Melanie Brown.
>
> "An anonymous source"
>
> So, IOW, it's bollocks.

Well, yeah, it could be a load of BS, but it also could be the truth.
Anonymous source could be Murphy or Brown in fact, or a publicist, the
tattoo artist, a shop employee, etc.

Or, yes, you could be absolutely correct, the anonymous source could be
a tabloid writer's overactive imagination.

What about you? Any new ink or holes to brag about? ;o)

Nothing new here. Well, there's a new thermostat in my car, but other
than that particular modification...

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

In rec.arts.bodyart, Curt James belched forth and ejected the following:

> Whinging Courier wrote:
> > In rec.arts.bodyart, Curt James belched forth and ejected the following:
> >
> > > Yup, that absolutely seals it. Set in stone. It's official. Their
> > > marriage is certain to be a success and bring much happiness to the
> > > couple for all eternity. To wit:
> > >
> > > "The pair have gone as far as to get a tattoo of each other's names,"
> > > an anonymous source said of Eddie Murphy and Melanie Brown.
> >
> > "An anonymous source"
> >
> > So, IOW, it's bollocks.
>
> Well, yeah, it could be a load of BS, but it also could be the truth.
> Anonymous source could be Murphy or Brown in fact, or a publicist, the
> tattoo artist, a shop employee, etc.
>
> Or, yes, you could be absolutely correct, the anonymous source could be
> a tabloid writer's overactive imagination.
>
> What about you? Any new ink or holes to brag about? ;o)

Other than a *fairy* I had done[1] at a bike rally and a Buddah I'm
having done on my left leg[2], not much.

Oh, and the only hole I brag about is.. well, I'll leave that to your
imagination ;-)

> Nothing new here. Well, there's a new thermostat in my car, but other
> than that particular modification...

I had half the rear bumper fall off mine whilst doing 90mph in the west
of England a couple of weeks back.

[1] It broke *all* the tattoo rules.
I was drunk and consumed four pints of incredibly strong ale while
having it done, too. Both me and the artist were smoking and half way
through he dropped the tattoo machine on the floor point first, wiped it
on his leg and carried on.

Rock'n'roll, baby!

[2] Four hours booked next month to complete the outline then the
shading/colouring starts.

Whinging Courier wrote:
> In rec.arts.bodyart, Curt James belched forth and ejected the following:
[...]

> > What about you? Any new ink or holes to brag about? ;o)
>
> Other than a *fairy* I had done[1] at a bike rally and a Buddah I'm
> having done on my left leg[2], not much.

There's no text involved in that latter tattoo, is there? Uh, Buddha!

(duck, run, etc.) ;o)

> Oh, and the only hole I brag about is.. well, I'll leave that to your
> imagination ;-)

Hmm. Your left nostril?

> > Nothing new here. Well, there's a new thermostat in my car, but other
> > than that particular modification...
>
> I had half the rear bumper fall off mine whilst doing 90mph in the west
> of England a couple of weeks back.

Yes! There's nothing more reassuring than parts literally falling off
yer frigging vehicle. I had a muffler that committed auto parts suicide
a few years back. Sweet.

> [1] It broke *all* the tattoo rules.
> I was drunk and consumed four pints of incredibly strong ale while
> having it done, too. Both me and the artist were smoking and half way
> through he dropped the tattoo machine on the floor point first, wiped it
> on his leg and carried on.

LMAO! Now THAT is what I call true tattooing and an experience not to
be forgot!

> Rock'n'roll, baby!
>
> [2] Four hours booked next month to complete the outline then the
> shading/colouring starts.

As always, if there's any jpeg-like evidence about, I'd love to have
access.

Hope your weekend's going well.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

In rec.arts.bodyart, Curt James belched forth and ejected the following:

> Whinging Courier wrote:
> > In rec.arts.bodyart, Curt James belched forth and ejected the following:

> > Oh, and the only hole I brag about is.. well, I'll leave that to your
> > imagination ;-)
>
> Hmm. Your left nostril?

Touché!

> > > Nothing new here. Well, there's a new thermostat in my car, but other
> > > than that particular modification...
> >
> > I had half the rear bumper fall off mine whilst doing 90mph in the west
> > of England a couple of weeks back.
>
> Yes! There's nothing more reassuring than parts literally falling off
> yer frigging vehicle. I had a muffler that committed auto parts suicide
> a few years back. Sweet.

<G> Yes, it was the faint but dull thud that alerted me to something but
what really drove it home was to look in the rear-view mirror to see it
barrelling down the road.

Sweet indeed.

> > [1] It broke *all* the tattoo rules.
> > I was drunk and consumed four pints of incredibly strong ale while
> > having it done, too. Both me and the artist were smoking and half way
> > through he dropped the tattoo machine on the floor point first, wiped it
> > on his leg and carried on.
>
> LMAO! Now THAT is what I call true tattooing and an experience not to
> be forgot!

I remember having most of them done or at least who did them but that
surely was different. Oh, did I forget to mention he'd set up the studio
in the back of his Winnebago?!

> > Rock'n'roll, baby!
> >
> > [2] Four hours booked next month to complete the outline then the
> > shading/colouring starts.
>
> As always, if there's any jpeg-like evidence about, I'd love to have
> access.

Well, I've just taken this and my photography skillz are legendary (for
all the wrong reasons) so it looks a bit off centre but just for you,
Curtis:

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...r/DSC00022.jpg

> Hope your weekend's going well.

It will be. I've got a BBQ to go to this afternoon, I've got tomorrow
off work and as I look out of the window, there's not a cloud in the
sky.

Whinging Courier wrote:
> In rec.arts.bodyart, Curt James belched forth and ejected the following:
> > Whinging Courier wrote:
> > > In rec.arts.bodyart, Curt James belched forth and ejected the following:
>
> > > Oh, and the only hole I brag about is.. well, I'll leave that to your
> > > imagination ;-)
> >
> > Hmm. Your left nostril?
>
> Touché!

heh :o)

It was unfair! I never even screamed "En garde!"

> > > > Nothing new here. Well, there's a new thermostat in my car, but other
> > > > than that particular modification...
> > >
> > > I had half the rear bumper fall off mine whilst doing 90mph in the west
> > > of England a couple of weeks back.
> >
> > Yes! There's nothing more reassuring than parts literally falling off
> > yer frigging vehicle. I had a muffler that committed auto parts suicide
> > a few years back. Sweet.
>
> <G> Yes, it was the faint but dull thud that alerted me to something but
> what really drove it home was to look in the rear-view mirror to see it
> barrelling down the road.

ahahHAHHA!!! Not comforting.

I was driving down US 81 to work and heard this ungodly screeching and
then it stopped momentarily and then began again, in a
scrap-silence-scrape-scrape-silence-scrape-silence-scrape-scrape-silence
pattern. The muffler had detached from its frontmost attachment point,
but hung on at the rearmost point, bouncing against the undercarriage
of my car during the last mile of my commute.

> Sweet indeed.

Absolutely. Did you retreive the bumper or is it a roadside attraction
now?

> > > [1] It broke *all* the tattoo rules.
> > > I was drunk and consumed four pints of incredibly strong ale while
> > > having it done, too. Both me and the artist were smoking and half way
> > > through he dropped the tattoo machine on the floor point first, wipedit
> > > on his leg and carried on.
> >
> > LMAO! Now THAT is what I call true tattooing and an experience not to
> > be forgot!
>
> I remember having most of them done or at least who did them but that
> surely was different. Oh, did I forget to mention he'd set up the studio
> in the back of his Winnebago?!

That only adds to the story's perfection. :o)

> > > Rock'n'roll, baby!
> > >
> > > [2] Four hours booked next month to complete the outline then the
> > > shading/colouring starts.
> >
> > As always, if there's any jpeg-like evidence about, I'd love to have
> > access.
>
> Well, I've just taken this and my photography skillz are legendary (for
> all the wrong reasons) <snip>

LOL! Yes, some of your contributions have looked, well... I think
"legendary" covers it nicely. :oD I'm famous for blurry images myself,
so that's no criticism. BME has rejected more of my contributions than
they've accepted. I was advised to purchase a flash, iirc. ;o)

http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A20402/high/calvin2.jpg

I believe that's my only tattoo image available in the BME archives.

> http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...r/DSC00022.jpg

Oh, congratulations! I'm looking forward to seeing the completed
tattoo, of course.

> > Hope your weekend's going well.
>
> It will be. I've got a BBQ to go to this afternoon, I've got tomorrow
> off work and as I look out of the window, there's not a cloud in the
> sky.

Sounds fantastic.

We've had sunny days recently, but it looks like we'll be making up for
it today. Rainy and gray outside just now.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/

In rec.arts.bodyart, Curt James belched forth and ejected the following:

> Whinging Courier wrote:
> > > Yes! There's nothing more reassuring than parts literally falling off
> > > yer frigging vehicle. I had a muffler that committed auto parts suicide
> > > a few years back. Sweet.
> >
> > <G> Yes, it was the faint but dull thud that alerted me to something but
> > what really drove it home was to look in the rear-view mirror to see it
> > barrelling down the road.
>
> ahahHAHHA!!! Not comforting.
>
> I was driving down US 81 to work and heard this ungodly screeching and
> then it stopped momentarily and then began again, in a
> scrap-silence-scrape-scrape-silence-scrape-silence-scrape-scrape-silence
> pattern. The muffler had detached from its frontmost attachment point,
> but hung on at the rearmost point, bouncing against the undercarriage
> of my car during the last mile of my commute.

There was a car overtaking me when I was driving my truck last week.
There was a "ring-a-ding-ding" noise and what was left of the centre
section of the exhaust came out from underneath the car. The noise
didn't half give me a fright.

> > Sweet indeed.
>
> Absolutely. Did you retreive the bumper or is it a roadside attraction
> now?

It is a roadside attraction. Maybe next time I go back there'll be
wildlife and flowers living in it.


> LOL! Yes, some of your contributions have looked, well... I think
> "legendary" covers it nicely. :oD I'm famous for blurry images myself,
> so that's no criticism. BME has rejected more of my contributions than
> they've accepted. I was advised to purchase a flash, iirc. ;o)

Most of my contributions have been taken by me and it's not easy when
you can't see what you're taking a picture of!

> http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A20402/high/calvin2.jpg
>
> I believe that's my only tattoo image available in the BME archives.

Cool.

> > http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...r/DSC00022.jpg
>
> Oh, congratulations! I'm looking forward to seeing the completed
> tattoo, of course.

The artist has taken a "before" picture already and as the work
progresses I'll be taking a few.

I'll put a picture of the next session.

> > > Hope your weekend's going well.
> >
> > It will be. I've got a BBQ to go to this afternoon, I've got tomorrow
> > off work and as I look out of the window, there's not a cloud in the
> > sky.
>
> Sounds fantastic.

It was. I slept for 10 hours and I'm still hung over.

> We've had sunny days recently, but it looks like we'll be making up for
> it today. Rainy and gray outside just now.

We've had a really shitty August. The temperatures have been around 20
degrees on average and the amount of rain we've had has made up for the
last years' shortage, I think.

Whinging Courier <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> In rec.arts.bodyart, Curt James belched forth and ejected the following:
>
>> Whinging Courier wrote:
>> > > Yes! There's nothing more reassuring than parts literally falling off
>> > > yer frigging vehicle. I had a muffler that committed auto parts suicide
>> > > a few years back. Sweet.
>> >
>> > <G> Yes, it was the faint but dull thud that alerted me to something but
>> > what really drove it home was to look in the rear-view mirror to see it
>> > barrelling down the road.
>>
>> ahahHAHHA!!! Not comforting.
>>
>> I was driving down US 81 to work and heard this ungodly screeching and
>> then it stopped momentarily and then began again, in a
>> scrap-silence-scrape-scrape-silence-scrape-silence-scrape-scrape-silence
>> pattern. The muffler had detached from its frontmost attachment point,
>> but hung on at the rearmost point, bouncing against the undercarriage
>> of my car during the last mile of my commute.
>
> There was a car overtaking me when I was driving my truck last week.
> There was a "ring-a-ding-ding" noise and what was left of the centre
> section of the exhaust came out from underneath the car. The noise
> didn't half give me a fright.
>
>> > Sweet indeed.
>>
>> Absolutely. Did you retreive the bumper or is it a roadside attraction
>> now?
>
> It is a roadside attraction. Maybe next time I go back there'll be
> wildlife and flowers living in it.
>
>
>> LOL! Yes, some of your contributions have looked, well... I think
>> "legendary" covers it nicely. :oD I'm famous for blurry images myself,
>> so that's no criticism. BME has rejected more of my contributions than
>> they've accepted. I was advised to purchase a flash, iirc. ;o)
>
> Most of my contributions have been taken by me and it's not easy when
> you can't see what you're taking a picture of!
>
>> http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A20402/high/calvin2.jpg
>>
>> I believe that's my only tattoo image available in the BME archives.
>
> Cool.
>
>> > http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...r/DSC00022.jpg
>>
>> Oh, congratulations! I'm looking forward to seeing the completed
>> tattoo, of course.
>
> The artist has taken a "before" picture already and as the work
> progresses I'll be taking a few.
>
> I'll put a picture of the next session.
>
>> > > Hope your weekend's going well.
>> >
>> > It will be. I've got a BBQ to go to this afternoon, I've got tomorrow
>> > off work and as I look out of the window, there's not a cloud in the
>> > sky.
>>
>> Sounds fantastic.
>
> It was. I slept for 10 hours and I'm still hung over.
>
>> We've had sunny days recently, but it looks like we'll be making up for
>> it today. Rainy and gray outside just now.
>
> We've had a really shitty August. The temperatures have been around 20
> degrees on average and the amount of rain we've had has made up for the
> last years' shortage, I think.

Bitch, uk.people.bodyart is thataway ------------------------->

So take your fucking pointless, worthless, meaningless HOWS THE WEATHER
talk over fucking their, asshole.

Thanks in advance,




-----yttrx



--
http://www.yttrx.net

yttrx <yttrx@yttrx.net> wrote:
> Whinging Courier <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>> In rec.arts.bodyart, Curt James belched forth and ejected the following:
>>
>>> Whinging Courier wrote:
>>> > > Yes! There's nothing more reassuring than parts literally falling off
>>> > > yer frigging vehicle. I had a muffler that committed auto parts suicide
>>> > > a few years back. Sweet.
>>> >
>>> > <G> Yes, it was the faint but dull thud that alerted me to something but
>>> > what really drove it home was to look in the rear-view mirror to see it
>>> > barrelling down the road.
>>>
>>> ahahHAHHA!!! Not comforting.
>>>
>>> I was driving down US 81 to work and heard this ungodly screeching and
>>> then it stopped momentarily and then began again, in a
>>> scrap-silence-scrape-scrape-silence-scrape-silence-scrape-scrape-silence
>>> pattern. The muffler had detached from its frontmost attachment point,
>>> but hung on at the rearmost point, bouncing against the undercarriage
>>> of my car during the last mile of my commute.
>>
>> There was a car overtaking me when I was driving my truck last week.
>> There was a "ring-a-ding-ding" noise and what was left of the centre
>> section of the exhaust came out from underneath the car. The noise
>> didn't half give me a fright.
>>
>>> > Sweet indeed.
>>>
>>> Absolutely. Did you retreive the bumper or is it a roadside attraction
>>> now?
>>
>> It is a roadside attraction. Maybe next time I go back there'll be
>> wildlife and flowers living in it.
>>
>>
>>> LOL! Yes, some of your contributions have looked, well... I think
>>> "legendary" covers it nicely. :oD I'm famous for blurry images myself,
>>> so that's no criticism. BME has rejected more of my contributions than
>>> they've accepted. I was advised to purchase a flash, iirc. ;o)
>>
>> Most of my contributions have been taken by me and it's not easy when
>> you can't see what you're taking a picture of!
>>
>>> http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A20402/high/calvin2.jpg
>>>
>>> I believe that's my only tattoo image available in the BME archives.
>>
>> Cool.
>>
>>> > http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...r/DSC00022.jpg
>>>
>>> Oh, congratulations! I'm looking forward to seeing the completed
>>> tattoo, of course.
>>
>> The artist has taken a "before" picture already and as the work
>> progresses I'll be taking a few.
>>
>> I'll put a picture of the next session.
>>
>>> > > Hope your weekend's going well.
>>> >
>>> > It will be. I've got a BBQ to go to this afternoon, I've got tomorrow
>>> > off work and as I look out of the window, there's not a cloud in the
>>> > sky.
>>>
>>> Sounds fantastic.
>>
>> It was. I slept for 10 hours and I'm still hung over.
>>
>>> We've had sunny days recently, but it looks like we'll be making up for
>>> it today. Rainy and gray outside just now.
>>
>> We've had a really shitty August. The temperatures have been around 20
>> degrees on average and the amount of rain we've had has made up for the
>> last years' shortage, I think.
>
> Bitch, uk.people.bodyart is thataway ------------------------->
>
> So take your fucking pointless, worthless, meaningless HOWS THE WEATHER
> talk over fucking their, asshole.
>
> Thanks in advance,
>
>
>
>
> -----yttrx
>
>
>

Wow, I cannot believe I just misspelled "there". I'm a homo.

But curt likes children.




-----yttrx



--
http://www.yttrx.net

In rec.arts.bodyart, yttrx belched forth and ejected the following:

> > Bitch, uk.people.bodyart is thataway ------------------------->

There's no cunt in there.

> > So take your fucking pointless, worthless, meaningless HOWS THE WEATHER
> > talk over fucking their, asshole.
> >
> > Thanks in advance,
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > -----yttrx
> >
> >
> >
>
> Wow, I cannot believe I just misspelled "there". I'm a homo.

You're also a homo that doesn't know how to snip despite moaning about
Limeys bitching about the weather.

Oh, your sigsep's fucked as well.

Whinging Courier <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> In rec.arts.bodyart, yttrx belched forth and ejected the following:
>
>> > Bitch, uk.people.bodyart is thataway ------------------------->
>
> There's no cunt in there.
>
>> > So take your fucking pointless, worthless, meaningless HOWS THE WEATHER
>> > talk over fucking their, asshole.
>> >
>> > Thanks in advance,
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > -----yttrx
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Wow, I cannot believe I just misspelled "there". I'm a homo.
>
> You're also a homo that doesn't know how to snip despite moaning about
> Limeys bitching about the weather.
>
> Oh, your sigsep's fucked as well.
>

Fuck you, and the hairy bitch you rode in on.

And hey man, if you cant handle uk.people.bodyart and would rather bitch
about weather with people whom you have no chance of ever, ever meeting,
then thats up to you I guess.

Wake me up when you like, get a real tattoo or something.




-----yttrx



--
http://www.yttrx.net

In rec.arts.bodyart, yttrx belched forth and ejected the following:

> Whinging Courier <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> > In rec.arts.bodyart, yttrx belched forth and ejected the following:
> >
> >> > Bitch, uk.people.bodyart is thataway ------------------------->
> >
> > There's no cunt in there.
> >
> >> > So take your fucking pointless, worthless, meaningless HOWS THE WEATHER
> >> > talk over fucking their, asshole.
> >> >
> >> > Thanks in advance,
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > -----yttrx
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >> Wow, I cannot believe I just misspelled "there". I'm a homo.
> >
> > You're also a homo that doesn't know how to snip despite moaning about
> > Limeys bitching about the weather.
> >
> > Oh, your sigsep's fucked as well.
> >
>
> Fuck you, and the hairy bitch you rode in on.

Your Mum never said that while I was fucking her up the arse!

> And hey man, if you cant handle uk.people.bodyart and would rather bitch
> about weather with people whom you have no chance of ever, ever meeting,
> then thats up to you I guess.

Incredibly. Now, I don't know you either so that's why you can fuck
right off.

> Wake me up when you like, get a real tattoo or something.

I won't be waking you up at all. You've got all the appeal of a fly-
blown tropical ulcer.

Whinging Courier <markonusenetTAKEITAWAY@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>>
>> Fuck you, and the hairy bitch you rode in on.
>
> Your Mum never said that while I was fucking her up the arse!
>

Hah, alright, pretty good, if a little cliche.

>> And hey man, if you cant handle uk.people.bodyart and would rather bitch
>> about weather with people whom you have no chance of ever, ever meeting,
>> then thats up to you I guess.
>
> Incredibly. Now, I don't know you either so that's why you can fuck
> right off.
>

Hmmm...pulled back a little there, lets see if you save it at the end...

>> Wake me up when you like, get a real tattoo or something.
>
> I won't be waking you up at all. You've got all the appeal of a fly-
> blown tropical ulcer.

Sweet, you saved it. You're allowed to post here now, as long as you
quit fucking talking to curt about a bunch of off topic goddamn
bullshit.




-----yttrx




--
http://www.yttrx.net

Whinging Courier wrote:
[...]

re a "suicidal" bumper

> It is a roadside attraction. Maybe next time I go back
> there'll be wildlife and flowers living in it.

heh :o)

re tattoo images

> Most of my contributions have been taken by me and it's not
> easy when you can't see what you're taking a picture of!

Imagine so.

re http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...r/DSC00022.jpg

> The artist has taken a "before" picture already and as the work
> progresses I'll be taking a few.
>
> I'll put a picture of the next session.

Excellent. I'll look forward to that. And best wishes with the
hangover, of course.

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/