Penis Tattoos? [Question]

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> On 31 Aug 2006 11:45:51 -0400, Rich
> Holmes<rsholmes+usenet@mailbox.syr.edu> wrote:
>
> >Kevin S. Wilson <rescyou@spro.net> writes:
> >
> >> On Wed, 30 Aug 2006 23:09:41 -0400, TMG <TMG@Nowhere.org> wrote:
> >>
> >> >I'm surprised. I read the whole thread - WAY past this post.
> >> >
> >> >A man in NY City flags down a cabbie, and asks "How do I get to Carnegie
> >> >Hall?"
> >> >
> >> >Cabbie responds (wait for it, it's a 95 year old joke): "Practice,
> >> >Practice, Practice".
> >> >
> >> >OK - nobody googled that address on Seventh Avenue?
> >> >
> >> >"Practice, Practice, Practice"
> >> >
> >> You told it wrong. Why would he flag down a cabbie to ask directions?
> >> And why wouldn't the cabbie say, "Get in the cab and pay me to take
> >> you there"?
> >
> >He didn't say there was a cab.
>
> Then how did the first guy know that the second guy was a cabbie? Huh?
> And exactly how did he "flag down a cabbie," if the guy wasn't driving
> a cab? Finally, why do you hate America?
>
Even more importantly. Why were NYC cabbies discussed without the
accompanying mandatory racist comment about turban laden sand people?

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:59:28 GMT, Alan Truism <alan.truism@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
> >Did you tattoo a demon on it in order to match the vagina?
> >
> >Then again an angelic being might be a more complimentary picture: sort of
> >a yin & yang sort of theme.
> >
> >No need to post pictures either way.
> >
> >I'd rather look at her demonic vagina than your angelic penis.
> >
> >Call me insecure if you like...
> >
> Are you sure that's the correct word for someone who goes googling for
> "Mark Edwards"+penis? 'Cuz I can think of others.
>
"penis" was not one of the search terms.

Besides, that image was etched in my brain, I didn't need google to
pull that one up from the archives.

On Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:36:35 +0000, yttrx wrote:

> In rec.arts.bodyart TMG <TMG@nowhere.org> wrote:
>> Cockburn Fan wrote:
>>>
>>> How would someone even tattoo a penis?
>>
>> Practice, Practice, 881 Seventh Avenue New York, NY
>>
>>> It seems to me that the penis would
>>> need to be erect for the entire procedure: otherwise it would get all
>>> distorted. Logistically it seems like a real problem.
>>
>> TRUE artists can work with the subject in any/all states. It requires an
>> understanding of manifold projections, but it's trivial for TRUE artists.
>
> No.
>
> A true artist can draw a hand.
>
> A good TECHNICIAN can tattoo a penis.
>
>
How about nutsack tattoos?

I can see how a shaft tattoo would be feasible but i imagine it would be
pretty hard to tattoo a nutsack, being all wrinkly and whatnot.

Kevin S. Wilson wrote:
> On 31 Aug 2006 11:45:51 -0400, Rich
> Holmes<rsholmes+usenet@mailbox.syr.edu> wrote:
>
> >Kevin S. Wilson <rescyou@spro.net> writes:
> >
> >> On Wed, 30 Aug 2006 23:09:41 -0400, TMG <TMG@Nowhere.org> wrote:
> >>
> >> >I'm surprised. I read the whole thread - WAY past this post.
> >> >
> >> >A man in NY City flags down a cabbie, and asks "How do I get to Carnegie
> >> >Hall?"
> >> >
> >> >Cabbie responds (wait for it, it's a 95 year old joke): "Practice,
> >> >Practice, Practice".
> >> >
> >> >OK - nobody googled that address on Seventh Avenue?
> >> >
> >> >"Practice, Practice, Practice"
> >> >
> >> You told it wrong. Why would he flag down a cabbie to ask directions?
> >> And why wouldn't the cabbie say, "Get in the cab and pay me to take
> >> you there"?
> >
> >He didn't say there was a cab.
>
> Then how did the first guy know that the second guy was a cabbie? Huh?
> And exactly how did he "flag down a cabbie," if the guy wasn't driving
> a cab? Finally, why do you hate America?
>
Even more importantly. Why were NYC cabbies discussed without the
accompanying mandatory racist comment about turban laden sand people?

On Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:36:35 +0000, yttrx wrote:

> In rec.arts.bodyart TMG <TMG@nowhere.org> wrote:
>> Cockburn Fan wrote:
>>>
>>> How would someone even tattoo a penis?
>>
>> Practice, Practice, 881 Seventh Avenue New York, NY
>>
>>> It seems to me that the penis would
>>> need to be erect for the entire procedure: otherwise it would get all
>>> distorted. Logistically it seems like a real problem.
>>
>> TRUE artists can work with the subject in any/all states. It requires an
>> understanding of manifold projections, but it's trivial for TRUE artists.
>
> No.
>
> A true artist can draw a hand.
>
> A good TECHNICIAN can tattoo a penis.
>
>
How about nutsack tattoos?

I can see how a shaft tattoo would be feasible but i imagine it would be
pretty hard to tattoo a nutsack, being all wrinkly and whatnot.

On Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:48:35 GMT, Cockburn Fan <nospam@nospam.net>
wrote:

>I spent a number of years working in a hospital as a nursing assistant. We
>had quite a few patients come in with various piercings, tattoos, and
>other body modifications of various sorts. ...

<insert "Saskatchewan" joke here>



Tom

Otto Bahn wrote:
> i have four tattoos on my penis
> and the last thing on my mind was to keep it erect

Yuck. Why did you get your dong tattooed? Did you load up on viagra
beforehand or what?

paul wrote:
> i have four tattoos on my penis

url?

On 11 Sep 2006 21:09:20 -0700, "David Gartner" <derbarbier@gmail.com>
wrote:
>
>paul wrote:
>> i have four tattoos on my penis
>
>url?

Take your pick:

http://www.toostupidtolive.com/

http://www.darwinawards.com/

http://www.heylookshiny!.com

--
If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace, but we
would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion we'd be truly dead.
--David Boreanaz as Angel in "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"