Penis Tattoos? [Question]

I spent a number of years working in a hospital as a nursing assistant. We
had quite a few patients come in with various piercings, tattoos, and
other body modifications of various sorts. Normally I was pretty assertive
when I had a question about a patients mod. One time a guy came through
with a modification that puzzled me. It was a patient who overdosed on
tylenol, so I had to search him for any drugs or "sharps" (anything that
he could use to commit suicide). I had to strip search the guy. Well. When
he removed his underwear that were flames tattooed on his penis. Under the
circumstances I didn't really feel comfortable quizzing him on his dick
tattoos. Still the same I've really wondered how he might have gotten that
done. Are penis tattoos very common? I've heard about Dick and Clit
piercings. I haven't head much about penis tattooing.

How would someone even tattoo a penis? It seems to me that the penis would
need to be erect for the entire procedure: otherwise it would get all
distorted. Logistically it seems like a real problem.

Cockburn Fan <nospam@nospam.net> wrote in
news:pan.2006.08.30.02.47.14.522597@If-I-Had-A-Rocket-Launcher:


> How would someone even tattoo a penis? It seems to me that the penis
> would need to be erect for the entire procedure: otherwise it would
> get all distorted. Logistically it seems like a real problem.
>
That. my friend, is precisely the idea!

Cockburn Fan wrote:
>
> How would someone even tattoo a penis?

Practice, Practice, 881 Seventh Avenue New York, NY

> It seems to me that the penis would
> need to be erect for the entire procedure: otherwise it would get all
> distorted. Logistically it seems like a real problem.

TRUE artists can work with the subject in any/all states. It requires an
understanding of manifold projections, but it's trivial for TRUE artists.

On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:26:05 -0400, TMG wrote:

> Cockburn Fan wrote:
>>
>> How would someone even tattoo a penis?
>
> Practice, Practice, 881 Seventh Avenue New York, NY

Is "Practice, Practice" the name of the Tattoo place, or is it a
suggestion? I wouldn't want to be the person the artist was practicing on.
I don't want to be a penis guinea pig.
>
>> It seems to me that the penis would
>> need to be erect for the entire procedure: otherwise it would get all
>> distorted. Logistically it seems like a real problem.
>
> TRUE artists can work with the subject in any/all states. It requires an
> understanding of manifold projections, but it's trivial for TRUE artists.

That may be true but I think it would be best to start out in one or the
other state, and to remain in that state throughout the entire procedure.
I may not be a tattoo artist, but I did create quite a few shrinky dinks
in my childhood years.

In rec.arts.bodyart TMG <TMG@nowhere.org> wrote:
> Cockburn Fan wrote:
>>
>> How would someone even tattoo a penis?
>
> Practice, Practice, 881 Seventh Avenue New York, NY
>
>> It seems to me that the penis would
>> need to be erect for the entire procedure: otherwise it would get all
>> distorted. Logistically it seems like a real problem.
>
> TRUE artists can work with the subject in any/all states. It requires an
> understanding of manifold projections, but it's trivial for TRUE artists.

No.

A true artist can draw a hand.

A good TECHNICIAN can tattoo a penis.




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i have four tattoos on my penis
and the last thing on my mind was to keep it erect



"yttrx" <yttrx@yttrx.net> wrote in message
news:nDfJg.49373$TQ5.9202@fe07.usenetserver.com...
> In rec.arts.bodyart TMG <TMG@nowhere.org> wrote:
> > Cockburn Fan wrote:
> >>
> >> How would someone even tattoo a penis?
> >
> > Practice, Practice, 881 Seventh Avenue New York, NY
> >
> >> It seems to me that the penis would
> >> need to be erect for the entire procedure: otherwise it would get all
> >> distorted. Logistically it seems like a real problem.
> >
> > TRUE artists can work with the subject in any/all states. It requires an
> > understanding of manifold projections, but it's trivial for TRUE
artists.
>
> No.
>
> A true artist can draw a hand.
>
> A good TECHNICIAN can tattoo a penis.
>
>
>
>
> -----yttrx
>
>
>
> --
> http://www.yttrx.net
>

paul wrote:
> i have four tattoos on my penis
> and the last thing on my mind was to keep it erect
>
What was the first thing on your mind?

On 30 Aug 2006 10:46:53 -0700, "Alan Truism"
<master.of.sock.puppets@gmail.com> wrote:

>paul wrote:
>> i have four tattoos on my penis
>> and the last thing on my mind was to keep it erect
>>
>What was the first thing on your mind?

You are talking to someone who is apparently proud of having four
tattoos on his penis. Whatever the first thing on his mind might have
been, I'm quite certain that it was lonely.

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"Alan Truism" <master.of.sock.puppets@gmail.com> wrote

>> i have four tattoos on my penis
>> and the last thing on my mind was to keep it erect
>>
> What was the first thing on your mind?

The first thing was can the guy really make a tattoo
that small.

The next thing on his mind was the rapid firing of
thousands of pain receptors.

--oTTo--

"Otto Bahn" <Mark_As_Unread@Markple.com> wrote

>>> i have four tattoos on my penis
>>> and the last thing on my mind was to keep it erect
>>>
>> What was the first thing on your mind?
>
> The first thing was can the guy really make a tattoo
> that small.
>
> The next thing on his mind was the rapid firing of
> thousands of pain receptors.

And on the third day it rose again.

--oTTo--

On Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:05:16 -0600, Kevin S. Wilson wrote:

> On 30 Aug 2006 10:46:53 -0700, "Alan Truism"
> <master.of.sock.puppets@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>paul wrote:
>>> i have four tattoos on my penis
>>> and the last thing on my mind was to keep it erect
>>>
>>What was the first thing on your mind?
>
> You are talking to someone who is apparently proud of having four
> tattoos on his penis. Whatever the first thing on his mind might have
> been, I'm quite certain that it was lonely.

Mark Edwards (as evidenced by the post below) has a special fascination
with crotch tattoos. Perhaps he would like to tattoo his penis and let
everyone know how it worked out.

=================
Mark Edwards wrote:
| This woman obviously went to a lot of trouble and pain to scare the
| man in her life completely shitless. Note that this image is Not Safe
| For Work.
|
| http://tinyurl.com/gzza7
|
| or full URL:
|
| http://home.comcast.net/~Mark-Edward...evilvagina.jpg

[snips]

No cluons were harmed when Alan Truism <alan.truism@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Mark Edwards (as evidenced by the post below) has a special
>fascination
>with crotch tattoos. Perhaps he would like to tattoo his penis and
>let
>everyone know how it worked out.
>
>=================
>Mark Edwards wrote:
>| This woman obviously went to a lot of trouble and pain to scare
>| the
>| man in her life completely shitless. Note that this image is Not
>| Safe
>| For Work.
>|
>| http://tinyurl.com/gzza7
>|
>| or full URL:
>|
>|
>| http://home.comcast.net/~Mark-Edward...evilvagina.jpg

Well, I took your advice and, with the help of a matched set of
drumsticks, beat a quick tattoo on my penis.

The pain was indescribable, but the bruises are livid. I do not
recommend this product and/or service.


Mark Edwards
--
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"paul" <paul.macevoy73@ntlworld.com> wrote in news:HLhJg.112
$tG3.1@newsfe3-win.ntli.net:

> i have four tattoos on my penis
> and the last thing on my mind was to keep it erect
>
>

You're the dude who kept dropping his pants that night at some
blues club and showing off his new tat, aren't you ?

You might have gotten more admirers had you bathed more
recently.

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yttrx@yttrx.net (yttrx) wrote in
news:nDfJg.49373$TQ5.9202@fe07.usenetserver.com:

> In rec.arts.bodyart TMG <TMG@nowhere.org> wrote:
>> Cockburn Fan wrote:
>>>
>>> How would someone even tattoo a penis?
>>
>> Practice, Practice, 881 Seventh Avenue New York, NY
>>
>>> It seems to me that the penis would
>>> need to be erect for the entire procedure: otherwise it
>>> would get all distorted. Logistically it seems like a
>>> real problem.
>>
>> TRUE artists can work with the subject in any/all states.
>> It requires an understanding of manifold projections, but
>> it's trivial for TRUE artists.
>
> No.
>
> A true artist can draw a hand.
>
> A good TECHNICIAN can tattoo a penis.
>

I can draw a hand. A good hand, not a cartoon glove. I can
draw feet, too.

It's the stuff in the middle I don't do so well.


--
TeaLady (mari)

"The principle of Race is meant to embody and express the
utter negation of human freedom, the denial of equal rights, a
challenge in the face of mankind." A. Kolnai
Avast ye scurvy dogs ! Thar be no disease in this message.

On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:20:28 +0000, Mark Edwards wrote:


> [snips]
>
> No cluons were harmed when Alan Truism <alan.truism@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>Mark Edwards (as evidenced by the post below) has a special fascination
>>with crotch tattoos. Perhaps he would like to tattoo his penis and let
>>everyone know how it worked out.
>>
>>=================
>>Mark Edwards wrote:
>>| This woman obviously went to a lot of trouble and pain to scare | the
>>| man in her life completely shitless. Note that this image is Not |
>>Safe
>>| For Work.
>>|
>>| http://tinyurl.com/gzza7
>>|
>>| or full URL:
>>|
>>|
>>| http://home.comcast.net/~Mark-Edward...evilvagina.jpg
>
> Well, I took your advice and, with the help of a matched set of
> drumsticks, beat a quick tattoo on my penis.
>
> The pain was indescribable, but the bruises are livid. I do not
> recommend this product and/or service.
>
>
>
Did you tattoo a demon on it in order to match the vagina?

Then again an angelic being might be a more complimentary picture: sort of
a yin & yang sort of theme.

No need to post pictures either way.

I'd rather look at her demonic vagina than your angelic penis.

Call me insecure if you like...