Re: I wish every day were a cuddle party

Pastor Dave wrote:
> On 5 Sep 2006 11:42:00 -0700, "Jennie" <jcoldstream@excite.com>
> spake thusly:
>
>
> >Alan Truism wrote:
> >
> >> So I don't know what infibulation is and I turn to Google.
> >
> >
> >I was thinking of the sort of chastity piercing that stops a boy
> >getting his cock into you. Like this one:
> >http://www.inkcitytattoo.com/hairypiercing2.jpg
> >
> >Jennie
>
> Another slut makes herself known as such.
>
>
I thought she was discussing measures to prevent intercourse.

Since when does that make one a slut?

On 5 Sep 2006 12:15:41 -0700, "Alan Truism"
<master.of.sock.puppets@gmail.com> spake thusly:


>Pastor Dave wrote:
>> On 5 Sep 2006 11:42:00 -0700, "Jennie" <jcoldstream@excite.com>
>> spake thusly:
>>
>>
>> >Alan Truism wrote:
>> >
>> >> So I don't know what infibulation is and I turn to Google.
>> >
>> >
>> >I was thinking of the sort of chastity piercing that stops a boy
>> >getting his cock into you. Like this one:
>> >http://www.inkcitytattoo.com/hairypiercing2.jpg
>> >
>> >Jennie
>>
>> Another slut makes herself known as such.
>>
>>
>I thought she was discussing measures to prevent intercourse.
>
>Since when does that make one a slut?

You can pretend all you want. She's a slut.


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Pastor Dave wrote:
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> You can pretend all you want. She's a slut.

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> "For the word of God is sharper than any two edged sword."
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You enjoy stabbing people with that sword of yours don't you?

Pastor Dave wrote:

> You can pretend all you want. She's a slut.


I'd rather be what I am than what you are. When we reach the hereafter,
God will let me watch the skin burn off your bones. If I ask nicely he
might even give me the box of matches and the sulphur.

Jennie

On 6 Sep 2006 14:21:57 -0700, Jennie wrote:

>
>Pastor Dave wrote:
>
>> You can pretend all you want. She's a slut.
>
>
>I'd rather be what I am than what you are. When we reach the hereafter,
>God will let me watch the skin burn off your bones. If I ask nicely he
>might even give me the box of matches and the sulphur.

Jebus doesn't like malevolent souls, so you might not get to the
nonsmoking part of the hereafter. Of course, neither will "Pastor"
Dave.

--
Chris McG.
Harming humanity since 1951.
"My dog ate my gratitude journal." -- Paula


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On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:21:57 -0700, Jennie wrote:

>
> Pastor Dave wrote:
>
>> You can pretend all you want. She's a slut.
>
>
> I'd rather be what I am than what you are. When we reach the hereafter,
> God will let me watch the skin burn off your bones. If I ask nicely he
> might even give me the box of matches and the sulphur.

Are you sure? Because I'm pretty sure Heaven is for me. Not the virtuous,
and certainly not everybody. Just me.

Hell, of course, is for other people, as the line sort of goes. Yes, all
of them. You see, Heaven is Schadenfreude Heaven, and it wouldn't be as
heavenly any other way.

Pastor Dave <_-ananias917-_@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>
>You can pretend all you want. She's a slut.

Perhaps, but we here in talk.bizarre consider her _our_ slut and we are
glad to have her here. How this thread has managed to leak into so many
other newsgroups, I don't know, but as usual I suspect K*nt.
--scott


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