Info for RAB Newbies: Who is Curt James?

Here is the truest, most succinct thing ever written about Curt
James:


I cant help but notice that youre still a complete dickhead.

Thus,

I hate you. You goddamn cockgobbling shitbag. You are a waste
of flesh. You are stupid. Really stupid. You transcend stupid.
You are the very platonic form of stupid. You are the prime mover
of stupid; the infinitesimal, hyperreal point of stupid from which
all other stupid sprang in "the big stupid"---yet your stupid remains
intact at the center of all stupid, eminating so much stupid that
other stupid near you seems to bend as it drifts by...assuming that
it doesnt get caught up in your inescapable well of stupid which will
eventually consume and become one with the whole of the stupid that
you vomited up in the first place.

Youre a fool. Youre a moron. Youre a pinhead. You have bad breath,
you smell, you are covered with a glistening coat of the fetid bile
of microcephalic, retarded goats. No one will ever have sex with you.
You are revolting in every way. You are drool. You are a bucket of
dead frogs. You are a big bowl of dick. You are hopeless, pointless,
foul, grimy, weary, squalid, nasty, rancid, rotten, jaded, lame and
asinine, you leperous, cankerous, weeping pustule of moot.

Your brain is infested with maggots. You posess the spine of a boiled
slug. You are fungus. You are the cum-drenched mildew on the floor
under the urinal in the fisting room at "The Manhole". You are a
bleating, whining, mumbling, staggering one legged mutant dwarf with
flies in your beard. My contempt for you is profound, it is thrown
from the clay of malcontent and derision on the wheel of hate and
loathing.

You are afterbirth. You are effluvia. You are spooge. You are
urine. You are eyeboogers. You are dry lactate. You are the flat,
saggy breasts on the grandmother of shitheadedness.

You are a retarded, nutless, putrescent mass of seething scat. You
are the result of baking the curdled sperm of one hundred blind,
limbless mole rats together with the chunky menstrual drippings of
100 insane, lesbian, cross eyed midgets in a roasting pan together
with onions, carrots, celery, potatoes and vomit.

You are a monstrous troll. You are profanity. You are a parasite.

I will never, ever come to terms with the horrifying knowledge that
I belong to the same species as you. You are the crusty, matted pubic
hair of an orangutan with crabs.

Just thinking about you fills me with the urge to scrub myself madly
with disinfectant and brillo pads.

Todd Bertrang wouldnt even fuck you.

Sweet jesus, youre a moron.

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But who is Curt James?

Curt James is an elementary school art teacher somewhere in the
Carlisle, PA area. He has a few really bad tattoos and drives very
small harley that evidently fits some kind of image he's trying
tragically desparately to radiate.

He's been a regular on RAB for a number of years, and was utterly
despised by pretty much everyone here from his very arrival. He took
rather badly to this reaction and has spent nearly every day since
then on what he sees as the destruction of RAB.

He very nearly succeeded. He drove off all but the most loyal (or
apathetic, as was much more often the case) regulars, some of which
had been around RAB many years longer than he had, and announced
his victory over RAB every once in a while to any newbie who would
listen and go over to "his side". Inevitably these newbies realize
that Curt's "side" is the "side" of a person who routinely does
things like: creep women out with his skeevy advances and then
verbally crucify them in public when they reject him (and they always,
always do), and claming mutual respect and admiration with a well
loved RAB poster *the day after he died* and *never once before*
because evidently dead men can't deny anything.

Curt is universally hated on RAB by everyone but the newest of
newbies, and they're usually not very long to learn exactly what
sort of person Curt James is.

Hope this very brief history and description of Curt James helps
any RAB newbie who would otherwise be caught under his wing and
ultimately end up digested and shat out by his possibly psychotic
sociopathy.




-----yttrx


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On Thu, 16 Nov 2006 17:40:03 GMT, yttrx@yttrx.net (yttrx) wrote:


>Todd Bertrang wouldnt even fuck you.


Now that's just ugly.


nj"get out the soldering iron!"m


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"You always know after you are two. Two is the beginning of the end"

N Jill Marsh wrote:
> On Thu, 16 Nov 2006 17:40:03 GMT, yttrx@yttrx.net (yttrx) wrote:
>
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YTT> >Todd Bertrang wouldnt even fuck you.
>
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NJM> Now that's just ugly.

Think Curt could handle a 0000 gauge?

Todd always likes to do it big.


Kavin

On 17 Nov 2006 15:43:07 -0800, "KavinTaylor@gmail.com"
<KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:

>Think Curt could handle a 0000 gauge?
>
>Todd always likes to do it big.

With lavender!

nj"and scalpels"m
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"You always know after you are two. Two is the beginning of the end"