Curt James is a herpetic sore on the distended labia of humanity

See above.

hank_sprocket@yahoo.co.uk wrote:

> See above.

hank_sprocket, eh? Some may think of Toad the Wet Sprocket
<http://www.toadthewetsprocket.com/>, but sprocket immediately brings
Steve Martin to my mind.

See below. ;o)

"Ok, I don't like to gear my material to the audience but I'd like to
make an exception because I was told that there is a convention of
plumbers in San Francisco this week - I understand about 30 of them
came down to the show tonight - so before I came out I worked-up a joke
especially for the plumbers. Those of you who aren't plumbers probably
won't get this and won't think it's funny, but I think those of you who
are plumbers will really enjoy this...

This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenence job and he
started working on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7" gangly
wrench. Just then, this little apprentice leaned over and said, "You
can't work on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom 7" wrench."
Well this infuriated the supervisor, so he went and got Volume 14 of
the Kinsley manual, and he reads to him and says, "The Langstrom 7"
wrench can be used with the Findlay sprocket." Just then, the little
apprentice leaned over and says, "It says sprocket not socket!"

Were these plumbers supposed to be here this show? Or..."

- Steve Martin, Let's Get Small (1977)

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Curt