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Pit1963 wrote:
> Hi > > I am looking for a method to remove my fingernails. Car doors work rather effectively. And for toenails? Slightly too snug shoes and a Life Fitness treadmill will work. > I heard about atraumatic methods Oh. Atraumatic? Never mind. [...] > It would be ideal to apply this method "do it yourself". Still, my suggestions are definitely all about the "do it yourself" (albeit unintentionally). > Thanks > Pit Best of luck. -- Curt http://curtjames.com/ |
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Pit1963 wrote: > Hi > > I am looking for a method to remove my fingernails. I heard about > atraumatic methods without surgery. > It would be ideal to apply this method "do it yourself". Suicide. Eventually, decay will take care of the nails. Kavin |
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Kavin Taylor wrote:
> Pit1963 wrote: > > Hi > > > > I am looking for a method to remove my fingernails. <snip> > > Suicide. > > Eventually, decay will take care of the nails. Hmm. Possibly, but if you believe all those horror films, well, the nails just keep on growing. Eventually, I guess, is the key word. Welcome back from Biloxi. > Kavin -- Curt |
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Pit1963 <Pit1963@gmx.de> wrote:
> I am looking for a method to remove my fingernails. I heard about > atraumatic methods without surgery. > It would be ideal to apply this method "do it yourself". There's no chemical, atraumatic way to remove your fingernails without also removing your fingers. Maybe you could try wishing really, really hard. Lara |
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Now why would you want to do that?
"Pit1963" <Pit1963@gmx.de> wrote in message news:en3i9t$c4j$01$4@news.t-online.com... > Hi > > I am looking for a method to remove my fingernails. I heard about > atraumatic methods without surgery. > It would be ideal to apply this method "do it yourself". > > Thanks > Pit |
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On Fri, 29 Dec 2006 18:12:31 +0100, Pit1963 who thought that every major
problem could be solved just with potatoes, wrote: > Hi > > I am looking for a method to remove my fingernails. I heard about > atraumatic methods without surgery. > It would be ideal to apply this method "do it yourself". > > Thanks > Pit Use a vise...that will work just fine.. Idiot... -- Hans "Forty-two!" "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years of work?" "I checked it very thoroughly", said the computer... |