OT: Happy Valentine's Day

KavinTaylor@gmail.com <KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:
>> lish wrote:
>> my boyfriend gave me the most romantic present ever for VD this
>> year...
>> a vasectomy.
Kgc> He deserves a Nobel for that one. Really, spawn of lish?

dude, come on. you know i've never been interested in breeding.
quite the contrary: i've always been pro-abortion.

Kgc> Wait, boyfriend? Is the straight edge on a really different level
Kgc> now?

huh? straight edge has never been about abstinence; for those that
entwined sex into their sxe-ness, it only went as far as avoiding
promiscuity.

Kgc> I didn't realize you could measure that in decimal increments.
Kgc> (duck and cover)

i don't get your joke.

lish "you still don't understand the reason
crank@got.net you've been treated so unkind?" -ftf
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On Feb 18, 4:31 pm, c...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.) wrote:
> KavinTay...@gmail.com <KavinTay...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Kgc> I didn't realize you could measure that in decimal increments.
> Kgc> (duck and cover)
>
> i don't get your joke.

It was my joke about straight edge when you were here in Atlanta.
Something about levels. I was alluding to now it's not levels, but
decimals.

Maybe I'm not as witty as I thought.


K.

Kavin Taylor wrote:
[...]

> It was my joke about straight edge when
> you were here in Atlanta. Something about
> levels. I was alluding to now it's not levels,
> but decimals.

KAVIN, PLEASE NOTE: IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE JOKE, WELL, IT'S *NOT*
A JOKE. IOW, IF YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN A JOKE, THEN IT'S JUST SOMETHING
STUPID YOU SAID. OKAY?

> Maybe I'm not as witty as I thought.

This much is a given.

> K.

--
Curt

On Feb 18, 7:47 pm, "Curt" <curtja...@gmail.com> wrote:
><snipped>

Curt, I understand you. I know why you do what you do. Your mother
abandoned you. Any time any one "rejects" you, you feel you have to
get even.

I rejected you because I think you are a prime example of the worst
part of society. You are weak. You seek the approval of others,
especially those younger than you.

I have enough balls to tell you so.

And yes, you should be dead.

The fact that you follow my every post says so much more about you
than it can ever say about me.

Unlike others, I will still be here in RAB. I will stand on your
head.

Keep posting. Keep putting your nose where it doesn't belong.

Which reminds me, are you at 5 for number of future ex-Mrs. Curtis's.
Isn't that what you said?

Kavin

Kavin Taylor wrote:
[...]

> Curt, I understand you.

Cool.

> I know why you do what you do.

The way you do the things you do! Scooby dooby doo. ;o)

> Your mother abandoned you.

So, you've read the book, have you?

> Any time any one "rejects"

I reject unnecessary quotation marks. And, more than likely,
inaccurate terminology.

> you, you feel you have to get even.

Even? With you? Wouldn't that be like taking two steps back?

KAVVY, DO YOU GET THAT JOKE? SEE, I'M AHEAD OF YOU AND SO GETTING EVEN
WOULD BE MOVING IN REVERSE! ;o)

(sigh)

You don't get it. You don't get my joke. Boy, there sure is a lot of
THAT going around.

> I rejected you

You did? B-b-but, K-kavin, y-you mean s-so very m-much to m-m-me!

> because I think you are a prime example
> of the worst part of society.

Well, I suppose now that Saddam is no longer with us, there *might* be
an argument for that line of thinking, but, you'll forgive me if I
think you're at least sliiiiiightly off the mark there, Kav.

DID YOU GET EITHER OF THOSE JOKES? BECAUSE I CAN OFFER SEVERAL OTHER
TAKES. I CAN EVEN TRY TO DUMB THINGS DOWN ENOUGH FOR YOU, KAVVY! JUST
LET ME KNOW, OKAY?

> You are weak.

Well, my right shoulder has been bothering me. I'm thinking
tendonitis, but it might be something else. Otoh, my bench has never
been any great shakes.

> You seek the approval of others,

Of course. Just ask Corine, fr0glet, Judith, who else?

> especially those younger than you.

Well, my one ex was born in 1975, but I think she was in love with the
Harley more than me, actually. Maybe not.

> I have enough balls to tell you so.

Grrrr. Would they be volley balls?

> And yes, you should be dead.

Patience, Kavin. Still, if the family history you offered recently was
accurate, well, you might not have that luxury. Otoh, I do ride a
motorcycle. And work in an urban setting. Lots of murders,
unfortunately. You might get lucky. ;o)

> The fact that you follow my every post says

Says monkey see, monkey do? I mean, pot-kettle-cat-got-yer-tongue-
somethingsomething there?

> so much more about you than it can ever
> say about me.

Zat right, Mr. Follow Me To Another Newsgroup? Ha! Right.

Kavin, you got nuthin. No balls. At least none that I care to see. No
sense of humor. Newp. Not one that I can detect. Noooo nuthin, so give
it a rest.

> Unlike others,

Yes? Yes? What could possibly be coming next?!!!

> I will still be here in RAB.

Oh. What a let down. I thought it was going to be some cool and useful
news. Something, maybe even bodyart-related. HA! Fooling myself!

> I will stand on your head.

What? Literally or figuratively? Because some have said you're not
doing so good with the whole figurative attack, pal. Don't trust me,
though. Ask Lubbert. He's the last one who made any comment wrt your,
at least figurative, head standing activities.

Pssst, he wasn't so impressed. Called you annoying, iirc.

(And, no, that one wasn't a joke.)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Called me annoying, too.

> Keep posting.

That's about what I had in mind.

> Keep putting your nose where it doesn't belong.

Ah, back to opinion again. This is Usenet. It's an unmoderated forum-
type thing. I think there's precedent for people posting to threads
that haven't specifically been directed for their own pleasure,
conversation, or information. Yes, at least some precedent there. You
might want to Google, however. Let me know, okay?

> Which reminds me, are you at 5 for number of future ex-Mrs. Curtis's.

Oooh, that a double negative? Those things confuse me.

> Isn't that what you said?

Let's see there was one at 20, and then two at around 30, and then
three nearing 40, and then the one who proposed to me between 30 and
40. Who am I forgetting? Oh, yes, the one overseas, but that mighta
been the booze talking. Hmmm. You bucking for Best Man duties, pal?

> Kavin

--
Curt

Btw, Curtis's should probably have been Curtises below, Kavin. Or did
you mean possessive? Because by context, anyway, it seems that plural
was your intent. And the 5 probably should've been spelled out. As
long as you're picking nits, right, Mr. Semicolon?

And, yeah, forgive the top-post. ;o)

"Curt" wrote:
> Kavin Taylor wrote:
[...]

> > Which reminds me, are you at 5 for
> > number of future ex-Mrs. Curtis's.
>
> Oooh, that a double negative? Those
> things confuse me.

[...]

--
Curt

KavinTaylor@gmail.com <KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:
Kgc> On Feb 18, 4:31 pm, c...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.) wrote:
>> i don't get your joke.
Kgc> It was my joke about straight edge when you were here in Atlanta.
Kgc> Something about levels. I was alluding to now it's not levels, but
Kgc> decimals.

dude, 2001. i don't remember the jokes you made, only the
impressions of you i promised to keep secret. :D

Kgc> Maybe I'm not as witty as I thought.

:( :( :(

:*

:D

lish "well i, i might be wrong,
crank@got.net but you, you tag along." -mm
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KavinTaylor@gmail.com <KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:
Kgc> On Feb 17, 5:40 pm, c...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.) wrote:
>> my boyfriend gave me the most romantic present ever for VD this
>> year...
>> a vasectomy.
Kgc> He deserves a Nobel for that one. Really, spawn of lish?

PS! http://lishd.livejournal.com/38076.html

TEE-HEE

lish "ask me the questions
crank@got.net you never want answers to." -we
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On Feb 19, 10:11 pm, c...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
wrote:
> KavinTay...@gmail.com <KavinTay...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Kgc> On Feb 18, 4:31 pm, c...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.) wrote:>> i don't get your joke.
>
> Kgc> It was my joke about straight edge when you were here in Atlanta.
> Kgc> Something about levels. I was alluding to now it's not levels, but
> Kgc> decimals.
>
> dude, 2001. i don't remember the jokes you made, only the
> impressions of you i promised to keep secret. :D
>
> Kgc> Maybe I'm not as witty as I thought.
>
> :( :( :(
>
> :*
>
> :D

Two words: Southern Accent


Kavin

KavinTaylor@gmail.com <KavinTaylor@gmail.com> wrote:
Kgc> On Feb 19, 10:11 pm, c...@got.net (i'll teach you to turn away.)
>> dude, 2001. i don't remember the jokes you made, only the
>> impressions of you i promised to keep secret. :D
Kgc> Two words: Southern Accent

at least.

lish "if there's anything more important than my ego
crank@got.net around here, i want it caught and shot now!" -zb
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